• The first stage of the forum upgrades has now been completed but they remain in a degraded state and are still being worked on. Normal posting/reading should now be possible.
    Please read this thread for more details.
    New user registrations are currently disabled.

Newcastle fc

Status
Not open for further replies.

Rafa aka Moses, leading his people to the promised lad.

He will part the north sea, to allow for everyone to safely cross to the Netherlands.

Food will be abundant, 5000 fishys, for their little Dishys, after the boats come in.

From there they will strike out to Milan, where no Mackem has been seen before.

The great lady Amanda will then create the tablets of laws, to how live forever more


FACT!!!!!!!!!
 
There is no way the elbow can be covered up. Without that the equaliser would not have been possible
 
Shieldsman said:
Where do they propose to go? I suppose the gravy clad masses haven’t thought that bit through yet.
Click to expand...
Wherever Rafa gans, we gan.

Presumably over Liverpool way, bit like the prospecters striking out to the west in the good ol' us of a
 
“Possession means nothing,” said Newcastle’s manager, whose side have taken one point from three games. “Possession statistics are misleading, you can have 80% of it and still lose. It’s about the big picture.
 
Definitely one of the worst performances I have ever seen in the premier league today. A bad advert for “the beautiful game” and if they had got anything today then anti football would have won.

Got a couple of mag fans. Most of them were absolutely fuming with how he had them set out and said Rafa is to blame 100% for that shower.

On the otherhand another said that it was awful tactics but then kept rambling on about how he could see why Rafa had set up like that and playing that way should not dissed. Oh and how Kepa had cost more than the newcastle team :rolleyes::lol::lol:
 
f***ing hell even the BBC getting in on the act :oops: they have the f***ing nerve to show statue of Bobby Robson. He was Ipswich Barcelona and England ffs !!!
 
Confucius said:
It was a siege on the Branch Geordians, when a lot of pre Rafaelite supporters were holed up in a Sports Direct store. The ATF (Ashley The Fraud) suspected the Geordians of stockpiling gravy granules. They stormed the building only to be forced back when they were met with the full force of Greggs pasties, at least 4 agents were killed. The Geordians proclaimed that they were not going to leave until The ATF left. The FBI (The Fat Bastard Investigators) thought, fuck that we aren’t waiting that long so they stormed the building with tanks. the Geordians panicked and unfortunately for them a flare from a Mackem Agent lit one of the bedsheets and the ink went up in flames. All the Geordians were killed, including their leader, The Reverand Steven Wraith and the store was burned to the ground, with £5.75 worth of goods lost. The smell of Bisto could be detected 5 miles away
Click to expand...
Then what? Haway Man I’ll not sleep the neet.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back
Top