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[cluffy]

The lass on the Times podcast described Rafa s tactics as “brave”

The Times football podcast... I think it’s called The Game. Alison Rudd was on with marcotti and she said that

 

[oddjob]

Was that Gary Neville trying to say (in a nice way) Rafa is 10-15 years outdated?

 

[DJM]

We're on our way to shout at all the shops,
shout at all the shops,
shout at all the shops.

 

[Bladecat]

Just stumbled on this thread and thought of @keybuk, last seen Saturday 3pm, a brave warrior.

@underwaterwubbleduck 20th August, not taking it well.

We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when, but I'm sure we'll meet again some sunny day.

You'll not meet most of them cos their support of their team only extends to coming on here after they've won.....

Undercardiffwhatthefuck might watch em in the pub if it doesn't coincide with his banner writing classes

 

[Mr B]

Was that Gary Neville trying to say (in a nice way) Rafa is 10-15 years outdated?

The word he wanted to use was ‘dinosaur’, but managed to restrain himself for fear of being banned from the chronicle.

 

[George Whitebread]

It does. It has a pleasing dactylic fall. It's personal preference, of course, but for me it's the raw power of 'Shop Shouters' combined with that alliterative assonance that swings it. The repeated shh sounds also lend that whispering, snaky sussuration to it, hinting that they're shouting & need to shut the cuffup.

Got to get "phone box busting" in their as well..

 

[thecloughywobble]

Was it the case that Henry the eighth died from a surfeit of Lampreys, or did I dream it Marrakesh?


Fancy stealing that. It’s like taking the pennies off a dead mans eyes. The sick fucks.

I'm no historian but I think it might have been Henry the fust, marram grass. They are truly disgusting creatures, anar that much.

+ cockroaches.

The arnly problem there - as I see it, marra - is that they are reputed to be capable of surviving an Armageddon scenario. So for that reason, they get the thumbs down from me, I'm afraid.

Have a like man, if only for introducing dactyl into a thread!

Thank ye kindly, sir.

It's not often that the use of 'morlocks' can be squeezed into a football forum but in this instance it works perfectly.

The credit must go to @Dilligaf60 & the late HG.

Got to get "phone box busting" in their as well..

Of course. But, given the welter of material, I think we may be moving from mere moniker to full blown ballad.

 

[super ally]

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Stripes on the back of a shirt???? I didn't think the EFL allowed such things!! Has the world gone mad?

 

[ivanthereasonable]

Doesn't look like that chicken is going to get off the ground Kev.

 

[Bear]

Mitrovich doing rather well since he left them smelly kents ..

Just seen this tweet about him from yesterday

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If he can't score goals under Rafa's wing then he won't score for other managers. Poor player who Rafa saw for what he was almost immediately.

3:08 PM - 26 Aug 2018

 

[jcrossan]

Just seen this tweet about him from yesterday

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If he can't score goals under Rafa's wing then he won't score for other managers. Poor player who Rafa saw for what he was almost immediately.

3:08 PM - 26 Aug 2018

Imagine the smell under his wing. Yuk

 

[Bladecat]

Doesn't look like that chicken is going to get off the ground Kev.

Aye, Nolan's not "In the mood for dancing" anymore

 

[Wansbeck Viking]

Just seen this tweet about him from yesterday

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If he can't score goals under Rafa's wing then he won't score for other managers. Poor player who Rafa saw for what he was almost immediately.

3:08 PM - 26 Aug 2018

 

[Bear]

Imagine the smell under his wing. Yuk

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[Reiver]

Why don't you just fuck off cock face

 

[Tin Soldier]

Aye, odds on. You can’t openly question the wisdom of the beloved leader.

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How mutha fatha have ya hord wot them bastads is sayin aboot wor raffa? That sky box iz gannin oot tha winda tha naars


It’ll be all owwer that chronic fanzine the morn marra.

 

[Dilligaf60]

I'm no historian but I think it might have been Henry the fust, marram grass. They are truly disgusting creatures, anar that much.


The arnly problem there - as I see it, marra - is that they are reputed to be capable of surviving an Armageddon scenario. So for that reason, they get the thumbs down from me, I'm afraid.


Thank ye kindly, sir.


The credit must go to @Dilligaf60 & the late HG.


Of course. But, given the welter of material, I think we may be moving from mere moniker to full blown ballad.

Spot on again marrawah. It was indeed Henry the first. Can’t have been fussy them days.

 

[mr chuckles]

We shout at the shops
We look like reet cocks
We're the toon army
We shout at the shops

 

[Kidder_wolf_ii]

I really hope Shelvey was watching last night...

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At the end of the day Jonjo we are simply better than you now, so get used to it you racist thug

 

[Ronan Harazi's Leg]

#AshleyOut #AshleyMessiah

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Shop-shouters of the world, unite and take over