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Wansbeck Viking said:
‘Horse punching shop shouters’ has a nice ring to it.
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It does. It has a pleasing dactylic fall. It's personal preference, of course, but for me it's the raw power of 'Shop Shouters' combined with that alliterative assonance that swings it. The repeated shh sounds also lend that whispering, snaky sussuration to it, hinting that they're shouting & need to shut the cuffup.
 
thecloughywobble said:
Could you not shoe-horn 'lampreys' (it's a personal work in progress that may or may not catch on but I like it) and 'morlocks' (a favourite of @Dilligaf60 & a doff of the cap to HG Wells's Time Machine) into that anarl please marra?
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Was it the case that Henry the eighth died from a surfeit of Lampreys, or did I dream it Marrakesh?

beezer said:
Horse punching flag pinching shop shouters!

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Fancy stealing that. It’s like taking the pennies off a dead mans eyes. The sick fucks.
 
Sima said:
I take your point but most of those replacements were sacked the following season though and that strategy led to an unbalanced squad full of players that had been bought by different managers. It's been discussed on here whether you would have been better off getting relegated one of those seasons and you might not have fell as far as you currently are.
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Shop nonce
 
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