Newcastle FC (june/july2019)

[Deleted member 35923]

Where they go now is quite hard to think
Like the Sunderland, they’re likely to sink
Alan Shearer is sighing
Declan Donnelly’s crying
And Ant McPartlin is back on the drink

 

[td586]

seen more people round those gates, having a piss, after kicking out time at the black bull.

 

[CornedBeef]

Rafa the gaffa is dead
So all of Noocasslle has said
He went in a shot
With a big belly pot
To waiter elsewhere instead

 

[Sima]

Jesus.... all the stuff that’s going on and this will be the chronic’s front page tomorrow...

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What’s going on locally like, marra?

 

[worcestermakem]

The boss on the tyne gan Dalian Dalian,
The boss on the tyne gan Dalian,

Why yer bugga man

repeat

apologies to Lindisfarne

 

[Deleted member 6694]

When that daft bint fell down the stairs with her Rafa banner.

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[Brett]

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I'm sadly blocked lol

 

[AscotMackem]

In one eye, out the other

Hahahahaha fuck off man

 

[stephen cartwright]

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Always a gift that one

 

[Urban Silverback]

Just saw this on BBC website, sorry if SEB;

Rafa the gaffa has left
And the toon is completely bereft
Now the bedsheets are out
Even though he won nowt
And hosses are soon to be cleft

Linky?

 

[AscotMackem]

I'm sadly blocked lol

Wigan Away Mike many years ago. I had to buy my ticket, you got a freebie. You said you loved

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and we were going places. Where did it all go wrong eh? Looking forward to the next 12 years and beyond

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[mr chuckles]

There was a fat man called rafa
The mags nicknamed him the gaffa
He took the toon doon
The mags sang his tune
He's now left the scum in the kaka

 

[godsgifttoearth]

he had a mint job. when it went right it was his managerial genius. when it went wrong it was ashleys fault. he will be utterly gutted he has left

 

[dom]

These Limericks need their own book!

Rhyme along a Rafa!

 

[AscotMackem]

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Imagine having to take your lass to the match and she turns up with a banner, chats shite all the way down to the game and then does this stunt. I'd divorce and send her back to her parents

 

[wigwams]

Hahahahaha fuck off man

sorry that was dreadful wasn't it

 

[Urban Silverback]

The boss on the tyne gan Dalian Dalian,
The boss on the tyne gan Dalian,

Why yer bugga man

repeat

apologies to Lindisfarne

fucks sake

 

[Father Jack Hackett]

There was a young man from Madrid
Who wanted a few extra quid
Mike Ashley said no
Doon the groond did they go
To cry on telly like big kids

 

[ilovehorswill]

He came to England quite skinny
A tiny wee snack in New Guinea
He then joined the toon
And had a meltdoon
Like Ant before crashing his mini

 

[Secret Visage]

There once was a fella called Rafa
Who thought he was one hell of a gaffer
It all went to shite
When he challenged Ashley's might
And now he's ended up on the dole.