Newcastle FC (june/july2019)

[Aituk7]

Not really, I am blocking you and have reported you, and quite frankly want nothing more to do with you.

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@Zig81

 

[Scotty 1978]

Sir Bobby looked down from on high
And shook his head 'Rafa, why?'
They promised to never
Stop loving you ever
Mind you, they did spit in my eye.

 

[Randy Ostrich]

There was an SMBer called "Ostrich"
Er...
Fuck.
Should have gone with "Randy"

There was a young poster called Randy
Who was known as a bit of a dandy
His skill was renowned
Though his genius uncrowned
Some call him greater than Ghandhi

 

[Blyth_Pirate]

It's almost as if this thread is on LSD.

 

[janey]

While the usual suspects i.e. Simon Bird etc toe the party line as ever.

Yep, like I say I’m far from his greatest fan but fair play to him

 

[Malta]

Sorry if this has already been posted.

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Any more like this?

 

[wigwams]

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@Zig81

Superb gif

 

[Deleted member 6694]

Mag on Newcastle radio, 'Let's put the hand on the other foot'. What the fuck is that?

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[CornedBeef]

It's almost as if this thread is on LSD.

If I was on Lysurgic acid Dyethelmyde
I'd probably not be posting on this site
More likely sausage and egg
And toasted bread
Aw shit that's my breakfast order instead

 

[ilovehorswill]

There once was a waiter called Rafa
Employed by a very tight gaffer
He said "I want a new signing"
Mike said "Fuck off with your whining"
So he did and lived happily after

 

[stephen cartwright]

Just saw this on BBC website, sorry if SEB;

Rafa the gaffa has left
And the toon is completely bereft
Now the bedsheets are out
Even though he won nowt
And hosses are soon to be cleft

@Urban Silverback thats yours

 

[Hawayawayawayaway]

They thought old Rafa was toppa
So they made a generous offer
If ye gan then we gan
Said proud loyal Toon fans
But they stayed and filled Ashley’s coffers.

 

[Vinny the Mackem]

I’d hate to see what they’d be like if they gone down to 3rd division...

Nope, I'd f***ing love it!

 

[nelford_safc]

In all seriousness can they prove this is ashleys fault? What if he offered Benitez good terms and a chinese club have come along and offered him £12m a year? Looking at Twitter it seems to be automatically Ashley to blame.

Also, how are they ‘long suffering’? 3 years of the manager they loved is long suffering suddenly now that he’s leaving? Bizzare.

 

[stephen cartwright]

In all seriousness can they prove this is ashleys fault? What if he offered Benitez good terms and a chinese club have come along and offered him £12m a year? Looking at Twitter it seems to be automatically Ashley to blame.

Also, how are they ‘long suffering’? 3 years of the manager they loved is long suffering suddenly now that he’s leaving? Blizzard.

Benitez had to pay £6 million if he left. His contract ends, as does the penalty clause and he leaves. Why can the numbnuts not realise this?

 

[wigwams]

Has Look North had an opinion yet?

 

[Deleted member 35923]

Lost their manager named Rafael
whilst their owner was struggling to sell,
Stevie Bruce soon got hired
They demanded him fired
he then blamed his Sunderland hell

 

[Scootsie]

In all seriousness can they prove this is ashleys fault? What if he offered Benitez good terms and a chinese club have come along and offered him £12m a year? Looking at Twitter it seems to be automatically Ashley to blame.

Also, how are they ‘long suffering’? 3 years of the manager they loved is long suffering suddenly now that he’s leaving? Bizzare.

They’re thick as fuck man.

 

[Dadsarmy73]

Has Look North had an opinion yet?

Dawnies gone in sick leave

 

[Dark Traveller]

Jesus.... all the stuff that’s going on and this will be the chronic’s front page tomorrow...

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