Newcastle FC (Aug 19)
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td586
Winger
i think that's the sound barrier, being broken marra
mackembulldog
Striker
No Wear in Tyne Tees. We could win the champions league and it would end up being a side note if “in other news”
All my Christmases have come at onceI just watched Bruce squirming when asked about the Chopra jibes.
Chopra had said the players think Bruce is an idiot who doesn't know what he's doing and nor do the players.
Whats happening at Sunderland would be fantastic enough ...
... but together with the crisis at SJP it's unbelievable
joedurham
Striker
JohnKay
Striker
100%, he's got some magic beans too if you want to buy them, only £100 each ?
I know Dell was interested in buying them.
Hank Scorpio
Striker
I just watched Bruce squirming when asked about the Chopra jibes.
Chopra had said the players think Bruce is an idiot who doesn't know what he's doing and nor do the players.
Whats happening at Sunderland would be fantastic enough ...
... but together with the crisis at SJP it's unbelievable
I’ll make a predication mate......
If:
(1) the takeover goes through and we are looking good for promotion at Xmas
(2) Ashley stays and they are in a relegation battle
You will see the biggest skunk meltdown ever seen. Not only will the protests be hilarious, but it will kill them that we could be in the same league again.
Market Where?
Striker
And mine - and a certain anniversary!My birthday
joedurham
Striker
Grammar Police
Winger
But, but you just divvent undastaaand!We are a good investment prospect.We don’t shout at shopsWe don’t punch horsesWe don’t boycouttWe don’t write on bedsheetsWe don’t hold funeralsWe don’t do cults for managersWe don’t have famous number 9’sWe don’t have ghosts in the skyAnd they wonder .... ❤❤
Market Where?
Striker
It is now!
Blyth_Pirate
Midfield
Funny no sign of @Gorillacop and the rest of the pointless *****, must feel like a funeral for them. Gerrin.
Grammar Police
Winger
leerik_canamole
Winger
He's f***ing wishing they hadOne of the mutants thought that Dell computers had gone bust years ago
ChicagoCat
Winger
Dell-usional idiots!
Get enough people saying it and then them up the road will start to believe - the spontaneous combustion could heat the country for months....
This whole saga would be laughed at if someone tried to put it in a novel.
- Ashley sells NUFC to Mansour's brother.
- Mags go ballistic and start tracking Mourinho's movements.
- The Sheikh vanishes quicker than Benitez on a flight to China.
- Sunderland struggle to draw against Oxford at home.
- Newcastle are torn to shreds, hoyed up a'height and battered by Norwich.
- Sunderland win away at Rochdale
- Newcastle realise they're in massive trouble and Bruce starts firing in his excuses for the Spurs game.
- Sunderland attract the interest of one of the richest men in the world.
- Newcastle supporters start to wind themselves up into a bitter frenzy.
- Sunderland supporters sit back laughing, getting drunk and tracking Mourinho's movements
What wacky zany "prurtests" do we think they could possibly come up if this takeover thing comes off? Every time they do something stupid you think to yourself " fuck me have they no shame? This is ridiculous can they not see that?" But time and time again they surpass their last tantrum by a country mile. I think if we genuinely become a much better team than them there will be mass sectionings in the "Toon". St.Nicks will be full to overflowing with 56,000 gibbering basket case Mags muttering "Arm from Warlsend, he's from Warlsend, we are one club, one city, one united" etc. (of course there will be a waiting list as well)
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