Newcastle F C

[Latka Gravas]

Daft cûnts in the pub I’m in demanding a red

 

[Paint your wagon]

Who is that trans-gender assistant to Rafa?
He looks like Sue Perkins.

 

[Daks]

Noticed a few times he can't wait to roll about and try and make a booking
Horrible little rat

 

[gazc24]

He was 60 yards away from goal, ffs we once scored and the ref brought it back for a free kick and deemed it not a goalscoring chance

 

[Pepe]

The refugee (who appears to be shite) would have cocked up anyway.

 

[Scotty 1978]

Kilbane says it’s a goal scoring opportunity, he was in his own half ffs

 

[Father Jack Hackett]

Who is that trans-gender assistant to Rafa?
He looks like Sue Perkins.

I was thinking a post-op Christopher Reeve

 

[Jack Torrance]

Good goal

 

[KI.S.Y]

Heard he doesn’t stop at zebra crossings

 

[Pepe]

Perez is a tosser.

 

[Jack Ford]

Noticed a few times he can't wait to roll about and try and make a booking
Horrible little rat

Hes a f***ing chipmunk

 

[Father Jack Hackett]

For a place only 12 miles away, they've got some odd-looking fuckers sitting there.

 

[gazc24]

Southampton are dog shit

 

[Sandboy]

The laws don't allow for cynical challenges like that imho, should be a free kick on the edge of the box or even a penalty, needs to be more at stake for the defender

*Except in this instance of course

 

[Daffy]

Been watching the master Perez in training

 

[SteveB]

Kilbane says it’s a goal scoring opportunity, he was in his own half ffs

Two players would have been 20 yards clean through. 95 percent of the time they'd score from there . Should have been a red

 

[Vicham]

Get out of the way, Rafa is gonna park the bus

 

[Vauxie]

Whee?

 

[davoak]

Fuck him and fuck them

 

[kingmonkey]

BBC website text after that challenge:
'rafa looks like he's about to burst out of his suit!'