Good God!! How aren’t you a big fat bloater?! How unfair is that!!!! I demand you turn into a right porker immediately
I’ve just got to sniff the stuff and I put 3 stone on
I could tell you I work out 3 times a day, run 500 miles per week, and swim the channel every morning before my breakfast, but I think stress is my best dietary aid, though I wouldn't recommend it.
A few more glasses of Ballycastle and I'll possibly gain an ounce or two.