It's too early to have food surgery yet. Worse than that is if the sneakyed scrips break into your bed when you're eating them; Nightmare on whatever street you live in.Ear plugs and my gob sown up for at least the next two weeks. No I have to say I don’t like eating in bed, makes me feel dirty, yes I know that sounds mad but I’m like ewwwww. Just no.
No I’m going to be good, I refuse to let HC win his bet
Ear plugs and my gob sown up for at least the next two weeks. No I have to say I don’t like eating in bed, makes me feel dirty, yes I know that sounds mad but I’m like ewwwww. Just no.
No I’m going to be good, I refuse to let HC win his bet
Than you!
Ooh, hello Amber, and HNY all.
If it's the 'bet' I'm thinking of, you were always a winner as far as I was concerned.
You've lost so much weight and put in an amazing effort to do that, which I know wasn't pleasant and was a real slog for you at times, though the problem now, is trying to find a cure for your noodle addiction, which is a result of your dieting.
You're a very worthy winner and your prize awaits collection or delivery.
It’s never too early for surgery
Have another few days of going through the festive food before making a surgery decision is my advice.It’s never too early for surgery
Than you!
Omg bloody noodles. My fingers don’t even want to type the word. Vicious, horrible creatures are noodles.
I was thinking more of the other bet HC! The how long it will take before I’m banned bet
As for my prize don’t worry I haven’t forgotten
As my bus fare is only 1.50 I’m quietly confident I’ll sell enough to cover the journey there and back.
Oh God, THAT bet !
Just for a second, I was thinking you were alluding to the bet we had, to see if your homemade porno would sell 1 million copies.
From what I can gather, your 'Amber Does Ashbrooke' dvd, is very popular and may sell enough copies this week, to enable you to afford the bus fare to work this week.
Oh, and btw, of course you'll soon be banned.
I’ve been told I must rein myself in (neighhhh, trot, canter, whinny) HC so I shall no longer be participating on the board for ohhh at least 29 minutes
Eeeh I can barely contain my excitement, though I must stress, that no dolphins or nekkid male & female (soon to be banned) posters, were harmed in the making of the film, though it was bloody good fun.
If I may further add, the dolphin was a bloody nightmare to work with, and it was bitterly cold at Amble, which will go some way to explaining my somewhat shrivelled appearance downstairs.
I’ve been told I must rein myself in (neighhhh, trot, canter, whinny) HC so I shall no longer be participating on the board for ohhh at least 29 minutes
That dolphin kept deflating entirely due to your over enthusiasm and reckless use of a large oar. I thought you were a professional for gods sake! I won’t be using you again, amateur
Good man! You tell em
What a bloody tease you areMy resolution is to try to drink the remaining 2,500 bottles of Bailey's and Bailey's clones, I have stuffed in every conceivable kitchen space, before they evaporate.
I'm currently making some headway on this terrific tipple.
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Good God!! How aren’t you a big fat bloater?! How unfair is that!!!! I demand you turn into a right porker immediately
Great decision! Maybe try it the other way round next time. Main thing is that they both were eaten, so no waste. Otherwise you'd have had to donate them to a food bank.I couldn't decide if I should have Christmas pudding or tiramisu after tea, so I had the pudding first then the tiramisu
I've had a 12 inch pizza and a full chocolate gateaux since I got back from the matchI couldn't decide if I should have Christmas pudding or tiramisu after tea, so I had the pudding first then the tiramisu
