Reported? How long is a toilet roll!
I’m the one who has victims my dear chap. I’ve got one coming along nicely in my loft
I do feel very fresh, I’m waiting for my chicken delivery then I’m going to have a lovely big salad. I might hoy loft man a bone.
This is all a joke before I get reported. Thanks.
I think it will be a 12 pack of extra long andrex( the one with the puppies on please)
The Ready to go ‘Amber’ report? A lorry load of toilet rolls..no make that a fleet chased by puppies. Small wonder the A19 is always rammed!
Did you enjoy your chicken?
I’m the one who has victims my dear chap. I’ve got one coming along nicely in my loft
I do feel very fresh, I’m waiting for my chicken delivery then I’m going to have a lovely big salad. I might hoy loft man a bone.
This is all a joke before I get reported. Thanks.
I did thank you! I had a rather large salad with it and a small blob of chutney.
How's the loft man, did you throw him the bone
He’s dead. Overworked.
That loft man, he clearly didn’t have much upstairs!
He didn’t have much downstairs either.
It’s a problem
Define the problem. All problems can be solved.
I’ve just had a big conversation with an ex, lots of problems can’t be solved and nor should they.
The solution: cover the small willy with the red flag. Next!I’ve just had a big conversation with an ex, lots of problems can’t be solved and nor should they.
Some problems are red flags, they say run!!
Loft man just had a small willy
I like it
Brilliant
Thought Winston Wolf was a "cleaner" that's the sort of bloke to have. Never mind willy size, rubber gloves, polish and a mop and let him loose.
I’ve been a cleaner.Omg I’d settle for someone “nice”, ok and maybe a cleaner
