Errm, sorry to disappoint you sweet cheeks, but that certainly wasn't me.It’s not my fault you bark like a dog when you climax
I told you the I have a very big dog wouldn’t wash with the council. Did you listen? No you didn’t.
you've got 3 minS left, don't spoil it.Arghh don’t be doing this to me!! You told me you weren’t a woman with an aggressive budgie ffs!!
Oh you mean me? Well
I was wondering why the dick was biggerEmma, sorry to disappoint you sweet cheeks, but that certainly wasn't me.
It would seem that you may have been unwittingly giving my 93 ,year old neighbour Bob, a good thrashing in my absence.
He comes round to do odd jobs when I'm at work and he somehow must've discovered the gonk mask, you bought me for my birthday. . .
oh matron
I’m trying my best. Ooooooh look at the time!! Wahoooooooooooyou've got 3 minS left, don't spoil it.
Bigger balls too
He's called Big Bob for a reason, and it's nowt to do with his height.
Me too, but that's another story for another day.
Yes I can hear the tuts from here @howling on my setteeMe too, but that's another story for another day.
You will wake up in the morning nice and fresh..and have a strong urge to pour Baileys onto your corn flakes..sorry once I get a theme and a victim..sorry person I tend to run with it!1889? What like in full 1889 get up? That’s something I’d pay to see
Eee HC man that’s about as exciting as my life gets now, I’ve just nearly orgasmed because I’ve found a malteser on the settee
Ermm I’m none the wiser whiskey wise
I know who Ernie is but as for the rest not a sausage
Nah. Been done up .I'ts OK now. Free Snooker and pool Mon-Thur. Canny Poker school on a Thursday night.
Bloody hell, they spent some money!!
I'll have seen you in there more than likely. Been a regular up there for thirty odd years.
More than likely...
