dangermows
Striker
Pretending to ride a bike around his kip 
Neighbour Staring in my Window
- Thread starter Goat Eyes
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Goat Eyes
Striker
He’s done some weird shit before but this is a new one.Pretending to ride a bike around his kip
faith brothers
Winger
Does OP live in a 1970s TV shop
Georgewhitt
Midfield
Shut the curtains marra. That'll fettle him.Pretending to ride a bike around his kip
Goat Eyes
Striker
I wish, at least he’d need to drop 50p in to make it work.Does OP live in a 1970s TV shop
Doesn’t have any.Shut the curtains marra. That'll fettle him.
Harry Gates
Midfield
Should close his crtains.Does OP live in a 1970s TV shop
Big Sharp Teeth
Striker
Was my first thought as well.
Georgewhitt
Midfield
Alreet. Put the newspapers back up then.
Goat Eyes
Striker
Remember when we used to do that! There’s another house round from me where the upstairs windows have paper up.Alreet. Put the newspapers back up then.
Gillythedilf
Winger
Or windowlene
Doberman
Striker
Pack it in and gan home man @forzamilansafc
I was thinking about this just the other day. You don’t see it at all now.
Gillythedilf
Winger
When we decorate and the blinds come down our lass goes out to get a bottle to cover the windows.
The smell has never changed
ivanthereasonable
Striker
"He came in through the bathroom window".
f***ing cyclists. Puncture his tyres.
BTW, is he wearing a cycling helmut ?
If he's not, i think i know who he is.
Goat Eyes
Striker
No. Who is it?
ivanthereasonable
Striker
Sorry mate. Can't reveal sources. But he posts on here.
alexander
Striker
What does windowlene mean ?
Gillythedilf
Winger
It’s a bottle of pink milky paste. It’s used to clean windows.
Once dry it’s like a white wash for glass so you can’t see in
