Neighbour Staring in my Window

[Goat Eyes]

I’m sat in my sitting room watching the match and I can just see a head bobbing about in my eye line.

Look out my window and my neighbour is pretending to be riding his bike (he doesn’t own a bike) but is using it as a cover for watching the match on my telly.

Hoyed the Christmas tree lights on a flash to try and distract him.

It’s not working yet. Any other tips for getting rid of a weird neighbour?

 

[Rizla]

Shut yer curtains

 

[Goat Eyes]

Shut yer curtains

They’re bi-folds into my open plan kitchen and TV room. They don’t have curtains.

I think his legs are tiring. He’s getting lower down.

 

[gegsongegsonlegs]

Let him in, it’s cold out there

 

[Goat Eyes]

Let him in, it’s cold out there

No chance, he’s a mag.

 

[gegsongegsonlegs]

No chance, he’s a mag.

Can’t be they’re all at the match

 

[Harry Gates]

I’m sat in my sitting room watching the match and I can just see a head bobbing about in my eye line.

Look out my window and my neighbour is pretending to be riding his bike (he doesn’t own a bike) but is using it as a cover for watching the match on my telly.

Hoyed the Christmas tree lights on a flash to try and distract him.

It’s not working yet. Any other tips for getting rid of a weird neighbour?

Speed the lights up, he may have epilepsy?

 

[Lonz]

Hose.

 

[Goat Eyes]

Speed the lights up, he may have epilepsy?

That’s a good shout.

Or turn them off as he might actually be having a fit and not riding an imaginary bike.

Hose.

With ice cold water.

 

[tenpins]

Let him in, it’s cold out there

This....and then bot him senseless.

 

[DieselBert]

They just got beat. Make him stay and watch the replays

 

[Goat Eyes]

This....and then bot him senseless.

Ooohhhh!

They just got beat. Make him stay and watch the replays

The highlights.

 

[Fetch Fletch]

Sorry? I just recognised parsnip on your screen and couldn’t believe you were tugging away

 

[Mantobar]

Chuck a brick at ya window
That'll show him

 

[Kevj]

Go outside and pretend to ride a bike next to him.

 

[Pnematic1]

Maybe he’s trying to tell you someone’s just broken in through your upstairs window……….

 

[Luna17]

I’m sat in my sitting room watching the match and I can just see a head bobbing about in my eye line.

Look out my window and my neighbour is pretending to be riding his bike (he doesn’t own a bike) but is using it as a cover for watching the match on my telly.

Hoyed the Christmas tree lights on a flash to try and distract him.

It’s not working yet. Any other tips for getting rid of a weird neighbour?

Air rifle

 

[Arkle]

He'll claim he was doing eye exercises.

 

[Goat Eyes]

He'll claim he was doing eye exercises.

They’ve been getting a canny workout.

Go outside and pretend to ride a bike next to him.

Imagine.

Sorry? I just recognised parsnip on your screen and couldn’t believe you were tugging away

It’s almost pornographic in there at times.

 

[Kevj]

They’ve been getting a canny workout.

Imagine.

It would be class if you put your bike kit on and went outside.

Been far mate?