NASA 'unable to stop' enormous asteroid Bennu which could hit Earth in 2135

[Fetch Fletch]

Armageddon!

 

[Botchie]

Stephen Hawking will come up with a plan, oh wait......

 

[007Iron]

Well at least i now know the year we will next be promoted to the premiership, bloody typical...

SUNDERLAND WIN PREMIER LEAGUE TITLE.
In other news, massive comet destroys Earth.

 

[Roger]

That's the trouble with NASA, a Soyuz would just knock it out the way without even flinching.

 

[steve30000]

Stephen Hawking will come up with a plan, oh wait......

 

[Botchie]

I reckon he'll have already worked it out years ago, and the answer will be in a note pad in his desk draw.

 

[steve30000]

I reckon he'll have already worked it out years ago, and the answer will be in a note pad in his desk draw.

There's always Brian cox

 

[Dave Herbal]

One of those times I wish we were flat and there could be less chance of it hitting us

Wouldn’t it bounce off like a skimming stone?

 

[ErichZann]

Think of the great great grandchildren.

 

[riffraff]

I’m having a double. SAFC to stay up and the asteroid to hit. Paddy Power is gonna get back to me.

 

[The Exile]

We'll have photon torpedoes by then man.

 

[Q_Ball]

Land on it ... Drill a hole and plant a nuclear bomb. Easy !

 

[ivanthereasonable]

We're done for. Bruce Willis will be too old to sort it.

 

[wigwams]

Only zombies left by then anyway

 

[Yankee Mackem]

Don't worry, with all the plastic that will be in the oceans by then, it will just bounce off back into space.

 

[1892]

Land on it ... Drill a hole and plant a nuclear bomb. Easy !

Gives you 100+ massive meteors to deal with

 

[ProfessionalMackem]

NASA on the beg for more money again.

More than 30billion a year then?

 

[Norwich Red n White]

Armageddon!

I thought my first mention of Armageddon deserved more than one like, like.

 

[Kevj]

We need to organise a mass jump on the spot to move the earth off target.

 

[cosmicchris00]

".... could hit the earth. ...... "


Panic over