My scratastic NYE picky plate for one.

Boinger

Boinger

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Mrs boinger has retired to bed due to this bloody cold virus, so I'm on my own, which also means I've made my own "buffet", consisting of:

8 x cocktail sossiges
4 x sossige rurls
1 small bag of chicken fridge raiders
4 pieces iceland chicken pakora strips
1 wedge asda finest stilton
8 x cheese & pineapple on a stick (70s retro)
1 packet Tuc cheese sandwich biscuits
8 cherry toms
1 packet wotsits
1 jar Branston caramalised onion chutney.
Various Dips

To be washed down with 6 x bottles lager, 4 cans Guinness and maybe Cpt Morgan spiced rum & coke.

Living the dream.
 


Boinger said:
Mrs boinger has retired to bed due to this bloody cold virus, so I'm on my own, which also means I've made my own "buffet", consisting of:

8 x cocktail sossiges
4 x sossige rurls
1 small bag of chicken fridge raiders
4 pieces iceland chicken pakora strips
1 wedge asda finest stilton
8 x cheese & pineapple on a stick (70s retro)
1 packet Tuc cheese sandwich biscuits
8 cherry toms
1 packet wotsits
1 jar Branston caramalised onion chutney.
Various Dips

To be washed down with 6 x bottles lager, 4 cans Guinness and maybe Cpt Morgan spiced rum & coke.

Living the dream.
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Enjoy and happy new year!!
 
Boinger said:
Mrs boinger has retired to bed due to this bloody cold virus, so I'm on my own, which also means I've made my own "buffet", consisting of:

8 x cocktail sossiges
4 x sossige rurls
1 small bag of chicken fridge raiders
4 pieces iceland chicken pakora strips
1 wedge asda finest stilton
8 x cheese & pineapple on a stick (70s retro)
1 packet Tuc cheese sandwich biscuits
8 cherry toms
1 packet wotsits
1 jar Branston caramalised onion chutney.
Various Dips

To be washed down with 6 x bottles lager, 4 cans Guinness and maybe Cpt Morgan spiced rum & coke.

Living the dream.
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Christ...are you pregnant!!😆😆
 
Boinger said:
Mrs boinger has retired to bed due to this bloody cold virus, so I'm on my own, which also means I've made my own "buffet", consisting of:

8 x cocktail sossiges
4 x sossige rurls
1 small bag of chicken fridge raiders
4 pieces iceland chicken pakora strips
1 wedge asda finest stilton
8 x cheese & pineapple on a stick (70s retro)
1 packet Tuc cheese sandwich biscuits
8 cherry toms
1 packet wotsits
1 jar Branston caramalised onion chutney.
Various Dips

To be washed down with 6 x bottles lager, 4 cans Guinness and maybe Cpt Morgan spiced rum & coke.

Living the dream.
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The full pack of tuc cheese sandwich biscuits could end up with a horrific dash to the toilet for a runny one like, but fair play, that’s some platter. Loving it.
 
Boinger said:
Mrs boinger has retired to bed due to this bloody cold virus, so I'm on my own, which also means I've made my own "buffet", consisting of:

8 x cocktail sossiges
4 x sossige rurls
1 small bag of chicken fridge raiders
4 pieces iceland chicken pakora strips
1 wedge asda finest stilton
8 x cheese & pineapple on a stick (70s retro)
1 packet Tuc cheese sandwich biscuits
8 cherry toms
1 packet wotsits
1 jar Branston caramalised onion chutney.
Various Dips

To be washed down with 6 x bottles lager, 4 cans Guinness and maybe Cpt Morgan spiced rum & coke.

Living the dream.
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Sounds lovely jubbly my love 😘
*Just missing a bit chopped hotdog or pickled onions on your 70s sticks 😎
Hope the missus gets well soon 🤗
 
Boinger said:
Mrs boinger has retired to bed due to this bloody cold virus, so I'm on my own, which also means I've made my own "buffet", consisting of:

8 x cocktail sossiges
4 x sossige rurls
1 small bag of chicken fridge raiders
4 pieces iceland chicken pakora strips
1 wedge asda finest stilton
8 x cheese & pineapple on a stick (70s retro)
1 packet Tuc cheese sandwich biscuits
8 cherry toms
1 packet wotsits
1 jar Branston caramalised onion chutney.
Various Dips

To be washed down with 6 x bottles lager, 4 cans Guinness and maybe Cpt Morgan spiced rum & coke.

Living the dream.
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Superb
 
Boinger said:
Mrs boinger has retired to bed due to this bloody cold virus, so I'm on my own, which also means I've made my own "buffet", consisting of:

8 x cocktail sossiges
4 x sossige rurls
1 small bag of chicken fridge raiders
4 pieces iceland chicken pakora strips👍
1 wedge asda finest stilton
8 x cheese & pineapple on a stick (70s retro)
1 packet Tuc cheese sandwich biscuits
8 cherry toms
1 packet wotsits
1 jar Branston caramalised onion chutney.
Various Dips

To be washed down with 6 x bottles lager, 4 cans Guinness and maybe Cpt Morgan spiced rum & coke.

Living the dream.
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looking good & don't worry about her 💪
HNY m8
 
Boinger said:
Mrs boinger has retired to bed due to this bloody cold virus, so I'm on my own, which also means I've made my own "buffet", consisting of:

8 x cocktail sossiges
4 x sossige rurls
1 small bag of chicken fridge raiders
4 pieces iceland chicken pakora strips
1 wedge asda finest stilton
8 x cheese & pineapple on a stick (70s retro)
1 packet Tuc cheese sandwich biscuits
8 cherry toms
1 packet wotsits
1 jar Branston caramalised onion chutney.
Various Dips

To be washed down with 6 x bottles lager, 4 cans Guinness and maybe Cpt Morgan spiced rum & coke.

Living the dream.
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The quality of this "buffet" hangs on one question. What flavour are the wotsits?
 
Boinger said:
Mrs boinger has retired to bed due to this bloody cold virus, so I'm on my own, which also means I've made my own "buffet", consisting of:

8 x cocktail sossiges
4 x sossige rurls
1 small bag of chicken fridge raiders
4 pieces iceland chicken pakora strips
1 wedge asda finest stilton
8 x cheese & pineapple on a stick (70s retro)
1 packet Tuc cheese sandwich biscuits
8 cherry toms
1 packet wotsits
1 jar Branston caramalised onion chutney.
Various Dips

To be washed down with 6 x bottles lager, 4 cans Guinness and maybe Cpt Morgan spiced rum & coke.

Living the dream.
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that sounds class apart from the tomatoes and pineapple which should be flung in the nearest bin.
happy new year for the morn mate :)
 
Boinger said:
Mrs boinger has retired to bed due to this bloody cold virus, so I'm on my own, which also means I've made my own "buffet", consisting of:

8 x cocktail sossiges
4 x sossige rurls
1 small bag of chicken fridge raiders
4 pieces iceland chicken pakora strips
1 wedge asda finest stilton
8 x cheese & pineapple on a stick (70s retro)
1 packet Tuc cheese sandwich biscuits
8 cherry toms
1 packet wotsits
1 jar Branston caramalised onion chutney.
Various Dips

To be washed down with 6 x bottles lager, 4 cans Guinness and maybe Cpt Morgan spiced rum & coke.

Living the dream.
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Like the contrast between Stilton and cheese & pineapple sticks
Don't eat the whole jar of Branston's.

Have a canny neet. All the best for 2024 and hope your wife is better soon
 

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