My mate Lex on ITV now...

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It's wacky, it's fun, it's crrrrrraaaaaaaazzzzy, it's outrageous.

Your mate's house is a whole lot of fun, with bummings to be won, it's a really crazy show where anything can go.
 
I'm watching on +1.

I think he's just told his mates he was taking the mick out the show, so that you lot wouldn't take the mick out of him.
Seems a lot of effort to apply for this show, do an audition, then film the show and pretend to have the interest in antiques just to pull the wool over the eyes of Titchmarsh in such a subtle way that nobody would be able to tell.
 
Lewberry pie said:
I'm so utterly confused by this thread lol, who is lex, what the fuck is he doing on the tele and what f***ing porn film is called "there you go"
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He didn't say it was called that.

My fave line from a porn film is "yeah, Percy likes that" said by some balding speccy bloke (who had left he shoes on) whilst getting his meat smoked.

A close second is "my big arse is giving your cock hell" said by some tart from Leeds (yes, I videoed it).
 
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I am sitting the Grassmarket in Edinburgh enjoying a beer, laughing like an idiot at this. Folk on the pub are starting to look!

There you go!
 
dangermows said:
He didn't say it was called that.

My fave line from a porn film is "yeah, Percy likes that" said by some balding speccy bloke (who had left he shoes on) whilst getting his meat smoked.

A close second is "my big arse is giving your cock hell" said by some tart from Leeds (yes, I videoed it).
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If it's them lasses off gogglebox I'm in
 
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