My mate Lex on ITV now...

[S.S.R..]

Does he own a Luger?

No, it's Express-ly forbidden.

 

[TubeStationAt12]

It all makes sense now, I remember watching that episode and thinking "this pure LAD is f***ing torturing Titchy here like"
Couldn't put me finger on what it was at the time though, should have known. There you go.... Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahaha Belta

 

[timeforheroes1]

the long winter nights must fly by in lexs house mind, what a joker!

edit: also lex??!

 

[dangermows]

It all makes sense now, I remember watching that episode and thinking "this pure LAD is f***ing torturing Titchy here like"

 

[Gala]

Lex LAD

 

[c032745y]

Also the favourite saying of McLeod, cowboy cop from the 70's,

"There y'go" in a southern drawl as he shot somebody...

 

[Nipple Salad]

Lex - for when Alex simply isn't gay enough

 

[Mr Redknapp]

No, it's Express-ly forbidden.

tbf mat the op has the total package.

 

[GK]