Midwife

[Jacksnuts]

So it’s ok to say midwife but you can’t say batsmen
Ban me now ffs

 

[ErichZann]

Can't say 'Man of the Match' either

 

[Big Sharp Teeth]

So it’s ok to say midwife but you can’t say batsmen
Ban me now ffs

Only a few hours till the big jolly fella arrives with loads of pressies, and this is what’s on your mind?

 

[PeteFTM]

This is a very strange thing to get angry about on Christmas eve

 

[Jacksnuts]

This is a very strange thing to get angry about on Christmas eve

Am I right though?

 

[Longy]

Bride. They’re always lasses

 

[PeteFTM]

Am I right though?

Not really, midwifes are almost exclusively female which isn’t the case for cricketers.

Plus midwifes are miracle workers. I have more respect for them than anyone, so they can call themselves what they want.

 

[Spike]

The term midwife means with woman with = ‘mid’ woman = ‘wife’. As in to assist the woman giving birth

It comes from olde English iirc

You tatey

 

[junglist31]

I'm drinking Stella.

 

[THELORDRODWELL]

OP is a Fallopian tube

 

[Jacksnuts]

 

[Geppetto]

Midhusband.

 

[Jacksnuts]

Midhusband.

Sorry mate not allowed
Mid non binary snowflake

 

[heroesof73]

Bride. They’re always lasses

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[Jacksnuts]

Ffs I’m not having a go at midwives I’m having a go at the fkn stupid world we live in now!
A midwife is a fkn midwife
A batsmen is a fkn batsmen
A MOTM is a fkn MAN of the match
Some right fkn FANNIIES on here

 

[Pnematic1]

Mother Christmas anyone ?


Edit - sorry Person Christmas or something ……….

I'm drinking Stella.

I m sure she / they are delighted …..

 

[Longy]

Ffs I’m not having a go at midwives I’m having a go at the fkn stupid world we live in now!
A midwife is a fkn midwife
A batsmen is a fkn batsmen
A MOTM is a fkn MAN of the match
Some right fkn FANNIIES on here

Bet you don’t do cracker jokes you

 

[Gabbiagreeni]

In women’s football do they shout “man on”

 

[Ciro_DiMarzio]

Jack is pissed.

 

[Jacksnuts]

Bet you don’t do cracker jokes you

Ah to be sure

Jack is pissed.

Very