Alan BStard
Striker
How many at a time is the optimum way to eat them?
Three is not enough and five maybe too many, so probably four for me.
Three is not enough and five maybe too many, so probably four for me.
Maltesers
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Depends which orrifice you intend to stick them in?
Henry_Hill
Winger
One for me
mackembuddha
Central Defender
One at a time but fired in like a f***ing Gatlin gun.
B
becs
Guest
Just one at a time for me.
Shusssh
Midfield
Did you used to be a maths teacher in another life?
Anyway they're no skittles where you just shovel them in.
Sir Lancelot
Striker
One at a time gently bitten between the teeth to get the chocolate off in two pieces, then sucked until flat.
Junior Birdman
Striker
5 or 6. Packet demolished in seconds.
Barnacle Boy
Striker
As many as you can get in your hand in one go is also the exact amount you can get in your gob in one go. I've proven this as fact many times and is the only way to eat them.
one footed wonder
Striker
one, bite all the chocolate off and then suck the malty bit.........lusherooney
Lewberry pie
Striker
I only realised about 2 years ago that they taste malty
Hue Jorgan
Striker
They kinda tease you that they are malt
FishburnMackem
Winger
Depends if they're coming from your hand or sticky vicky.
I can just see you counting and stuffing and wondering about the optimum.I think 3 or 4.
This works too. They last longer one at a time.
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HeaderDownBrown
Winger
The winner!
