Maltesers

[raindog]

They taste like Ovaltine which as I remeber being like vomit. Even their thin coating of chocolate is more fat than coco solids. Real men like their chocolate dark like their women

 

[Cox Green Fc]

Depends which orrifice you intend to stick them in?

A stick them up my hoop then put theme back in the packet for others to devour.

 

[Gravyb0y]

Most of the Maltese are normal size, but there are some fatties. One. On a few sittings.

 

[Ronan Harazi's Leg]

Handful at a time. Slowly chew and let thr mass melt in me gob.

 

[Laeotaekhun]

Depends upon how big your mouth is.....................................................................wait, answer right there.

The whole packet sounds about right.

 

[natinnam]

Another for one at a time, hardly get any in the packet these days, so want it to last more than 10s of shovelling them into ya gob.

 

[pillars of hercules]

I only realised about 2 years ago that they taste malty

Soon you will notice the chocolatey taste as well .

 

[Wilfy]

As many as you can get in your hand in one go is also the exact amount you can get in your gob in one go. I've proven this as fact many times and is the only way to eat them.

Correct, let them melt in ya gob anarl

 

[Snappy]

Depends which orrifice you intend to stick them in?

hom.

 

[Spennymackem1981]

f***ing shittest of shit chocolates oreo mini eggs FTW

 

[Napoleon Dynamite]

Like a dog eating hot chips

 

[Keawyeds]

One at a time. Suck until chocolate is gone and then crunch

Man alive. If that's your technique for anything else you're going to hospitalise a lot of clients

 

[Nig]

A stick them up my hoop then put theme back in the packet for others to devour.

One of the apprentice's at work did this cos the blerk from Middlesbrough who was in charge of them kept taking their sweets,
Told the other appos and just left the bag fer him to help himself

 

[Deleted member 37549]

Two, suck the chocolate off first.
Next two, crunch immediately.
Repeat until all gone.

 

[Randy Ostrich]

One at a time gently bitten between the teeth to get the chocolate off in two pieces, then sucked until flat.

Try it the other way around: bite in half and use your tongue to dissolve the malt bit and you're left with a chocolate shell.

 

[Sidewinder2]

Got to be three, one central and one on the outside of both sides