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It's banter man, people are getting ready for war on Sunday, don't tell me......... You and MrGeordien are conscientious objectors.
 
I live and work in Newcastle and the confidence from these f**kers is unreal.
They think it's gonna be the easiest Derby in years. Just been to the barbers and some young lad on the next chair giving it all the 'definatley ganna beat the Mackem c**ts this time,they are shite etc etc'

Barber then asked me what I thought the score would be I said 'well we've won the last 5 so I'm relatively confident'.
They seemed genuinely shocked a Sunderland supporter was amongst them.

Living through here makes it even better when we beat them.

They are an arrogant lot.
there was one in asda the other day saying 'we'll make it 10 in a row in a few years time' he (no joke) had nufc written on his trainers
 
Prepare yourself for made up, you're a mag etc etc.

It's almost like people genuinely can't believe that people talk about football in real life, rather than just sitting on a computer :rolleyes:

Mad like isn't it.

The very thought that working in the North East you might actually have to work alongside supporters of Newcastle United for 40 hours a week, and the conversation would ever in this time turn to our regional religion is absolutely preposterous. :rolleyes:
 
Mad like isn't it.

The very thought that working in the North East you might actually have to work alongside supporters of Newcastle United for 40 hours a week, and the conversation would ever in this time turn to our regional religion is absolutely preposterous. :rolleyes:
You just get boring kernts like Boredine claiming everyone is making it up, just like their are many cock end Sunderland fans there are an equal amount of cockhead Newcastle fans, and God forbid people working in the north east should be colleagues with a few!

What sort of boring bastard sits accusing everyone of making up stories man, it's even more sad than actually making one up :lol:
 
Mag on Talksport!!!!!!!!!!!!! just now won a holiday to LaManga. Before the competition started Brazil asked are you more nervous about this competition or Sundays derby?: "this competition as we'll win on sunday".:lol:

Brazil was asking him and a Utd fan questions. He asked the Utd fan:
"Which County won the 2013 County Championship?"
"Surrey"
"Which County won the 2013..."
"Surrey"
"Which Cou...arrh I get you":lol::lol:

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*sorry*

I was once working in Newcastle and a phone in quiz came on the local radio.

The woman caller had answered the first two piss easy questions and the DJ said,

"Right Carol, for £100 ....... what instrument is used to measure how far someone walks?"

Total silence so he asks her for an answer within 10 seconds.

At the end of the 10 seconds she blurts out, "A trombone?"

There's total silence and you can imagine the DJ and the crew on the floor trying to get their breath.

After what seemed like minutes you could just hear Carol saying, "Brian, hello Brian, hello have I won ........... ah fuck it I think I've been cut off!"
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f***ing hell, these threads are even being hijacked by other 'Mag on' and Mag In' these days.

Start you own thread like every other bullshit story, please.
 
f***ing hell, these threads are even being hijacked by other 'Mag on' and Mag In' these days.

Start you own thread like every other bullshit story, please.

Have you ever started a thread or do you just prefer to come on here and whinge?
 
You're naive if you think these are all true. 'mag at barbers' 'mag at pizzashop' f***ing hell im waiting for mag in burger king
do you not think mags go to the barbers? :lol:

I was once working in Newcastle and a phone in quiz came on the local radio.

The woman caller had answered the first two piss easy questions and the DJ said,

"Right Carol, for £100 ....... what instrument is used to measure how far someone walks?"

Total silence so he asks her for an answer within 10 seconds.

At the end of the 10 seconds she blurts out, "A trombone?"

There's total silence and you can imagine the DJ and the crew on the floor trying to get their breath.

After what seemed like minutes you could just hear Carol saying, "Brian, hello Brian, hello have I won ........... ah fuck it I think I've been cut off!"
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Did she win?
 
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