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Lets All Laugh At Newcastle (Again!)

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supernaut1968 said:
What the mags don't realise is that's exactly the reason why they've been relegated. Their so called big name foreigners don't give a shit about the PL or any of the teams. They just come for the money....

Hopefully, it'll hurt like hell to be relegated by their neighbours who are being managed by a bloke who they thought wasn't good enough.
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Oh don't worry it's hurting,hurting in a way we just don't understand
 
Carerra said:
What the fuck are you talking about you thick mag ****, I've said they are lightweight (which they are) and you came back with shearer and batty aren't tall but not lightweight, They are lightweight in stature and general physicality, would you be happy with those players providing the spine of a team against us in a derby for example? I bet you wouldn't because they'd be bullied by our physical players as they would in the championship.
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I think the players I've mentioned are strong enough physically to go toe-to-toe with your players in a derby, I just think recently they've not had the character. That said, I think that core of players with a proper manager and a few key additions will certainly have the character and the physique to compete and be successful in the Championship.

FtmJamie said:
In all honesty, that's not a bad team for the Championship.

It'll probably benefit you lot if the likes of Sissoko, Wijnaldum & Shelvey do actually leave. They're players who don't seem to give a shit about the team, they'll have one good game then disappear for the next ten.

Hopefully Rafa leaves and Carver comes back to save the day, it won't matter who leaves then because you'll be fucked either way! :lol:
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If Carver gets another job in football his employer needs sectioning. Then lobotomising. Then taken out back and turned to glue.

HebburnMackem said:
Shurrup man. Newcastle has no spine
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There's a semantic difference in a team having no spine and a team being spineless. The former refers to a core of players in key positions, traditionally; 'Keeper, Centre Back, Centre Mid, Centre Forward. The latter references a team's character or lack thereof.

Hope that clears things up for you.

Baccyboozenbullets said:
This little gem from Tom....I think we'll absolutely f***ing destroy the championship next year. They'll probably have to close the league down or at least consider European qualification after our 46 wins, but I suppose Rafa is good in cups so we may qualify via that route & save the FA a lot of hassle.

We'll 100% pass you and the Boro on the way up too. Then I don't see why we can't do a Leicester. Although the bookies will only offer us at about 10/1 after destroying the championship.


No f***ing wonder people call them deluded. It maybe a bit tung in cheek but I believe that he believes every word of what he wrote. :lol::lol:
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The Fish said:
How do you come to that conclusion?

Even when the majority of the mercenaries leave we've a decent spine to the side. I predict the assertion that every single player is terrible, but again, take off the Red and White specs and I'm not sure you'd be so damning.
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I would say you lot were actually spineless judging by what I've seen and heard from you and your ilk.
 
Zig81 said:
I would say you lot were actually spineless judging by what I've seen and heard from you and your ilk.
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There's a semantic difference in a team having no spine and a team being spineless. The former refers to a core of players in key positions, traditionally; 'Keeper, Centre Back, Centre Mid, Centre Forward. The latter references a team's character or lack thereof.

Hope that clears things up for you.
 
The Fish said:
There's a semantic difference in a team having no spine and a team being spineless. The former refers to a core of players in key positions, traditionally; 'Keeper, Centre Back, Centre Mid, Centre Forward. The latter references a team's character or lack thereof.

Hope that clears things up for you.
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Are you pretending to be at work again? Why you pretend to be someone you're not is staggering. Your team does not have a decent spine as you'll see next season, lightweight and full of spineless individuals, you'll be able to relate to that.

You're great for a laugh Neil, but your obsession with us is worrying, log off and go for a wank or something.
 
Anyone seen that fake twitter account set up by a sunlun fan ? It is hilarious.
Didnt realise it was a mackem wind up at first but have a scry.
Peter Sutty "any mackems got owt to say, say it to my face" with a mobile number. The comments are great.:lol:
 
Zig81 said:
Are you pretending to be at work again? Why you pretend to be someone you're not is staggering. Your team does not have a decent spine as you'll see next season, lightweight and full of spineless individuals, you'll be able to relate to that.

You're great for a laugh Neil, but your obsession with us is worrying, log off and go for a wank or something.
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No. Surely if you're able to post on a message board from work it's reasonable that others can? Unless you're not at work?
Who am I pretending to be?
I disagree and I'm not sure why you're unable to have a conversation without ad hominem attacks?
Thanks, but my names not Neil.

You seem awfully angry.
 
FTMDan said:
It's just even more hilarious because of the fact that a lot of them are trying to act like they don't give a fuck & are spouting off about how unimportant we are and they'll win the Championship with the fat Spanish waiter and be back again, top dogs of the north east once more. f***ing idiots.
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102 seasons since scum joined us in football league.
Top dogs 51 times each.
We go in to lead next season.
6 times theyve been relegated to our nine.
 
@The Fish : I've been looking at toontastic and reading some of the comments that your fellow Newcastle supporters have been making regarding "deluded mags" "Geordie nations" and the Johnson scandal etc. I'm not going to register on that site to comment, but interested in your opinion all the same. You seem like a reasonable articulate and intelligent chap.

It would appear that whilst your fellow supporters are happy to argue that the stereotypes we apply to them are the outcome of confirmation bias and that the vast majority of Newcastle supporters are not deluded, bitter or bed sheet scrawling 'Geordie nation-ists' they seem quite content to apply the very strange principle that all Sunderland supporters are supportive of playing a convicted paedophile in the team as long as he scores a goal or two to avoid relegation - and that we are all supportive of some kind of 'petition' with which I'm unfamiliar.

To be honest I don't recognise a lot if the references but maybe I'm out of touch.

It seems strange to me that in defence of themselves and in arguing against the application of unconscious biase toward them, they should apply the same principle against their perceived critics.

I'm not going to argue regarding the facts of what Sunderland supporters actually knew or were told about the Johnson affair. They, because of their bias would say - well what they have said, and vice versa.

But does it hurt more, or less, regarding your own clubs plight to assume that the plight only exists because the opposition are evil?
 
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