The Legendary Tongue
Striker
Any relation to Bertie Big Bollocksyou're not suggesting @paws is full of shit, are you?
but he's a well-respected local businessman with kudos, acumen and respect among his community.
Edit: sorry about the above typo. That was meant to say 'but he's an utter deluded and bigoted spunk-stain that gives it Bertie Bog Bollocks when in reality he, his racist opinions and his filthy shop are an absolute joke'