Jocks on the booze

[T_Bone]

Says the fucker with the Rab C Nesbit avatar. You like the jocks or you don't.

Feck Orff. That just looks like Rab. I thought it was Bobby Charlton.

 

[Dilligaf60]

Scotch twats.

I was wondering how long it would take.

 

[Buzzcock]

Love him, genius.

MLF anarl .

 

[T_Bone]

I can hear Big Country on the radio, hope it's not an omen.

 

[Vinny the Mackem]

When we were down that there Covent Garden for the cup final, I was chatting to the Police Sgt, I said to him " I bet you haven't seen this many down here since the scotch were down " He replied " Son,you wipe the floor with them, those scotch Fannies pissing in the street, spewing after three cans, shitting themselves where they stood and wearing frocks and dresses and make up"
I said " What a way to go on before a football match" He said " Football ? Who said anything about football ? These scotch twats were going to the theatre"
Feckin Heathens.

He's a big soft scotch twat anarl.

And yet your avatar is a Scottish actor ...

 

[T_Bone]

And yet your avatar is a Scottish actor ...

Feckin ell, my great grand dad was a scotchman so what ?

 

[Buzzcock]

I can hear Big Country on the radio, hope it's not an omen.

As in Scott Brown's hanged himself ?

 

[Parkmaverick]

I can hear Big Country on the radio, hope it's not an omen.

Big Country original members were born in Manchester, Canada, Slough and Enfield

 

[T_Bone]

Big Country original members were born in Manchester, Canada, Slough and Enfield

Gerrin, but remember, no one likes a clever dick.

 

[Parkmaverick]

Gerrin, but remember, no one likes a clever dick.

Just a Big County fan

 

[Vinny the Mackem]

Feckin ell, my great grand dad was a scotchman so what ?

So was mine. Did they know each other?

 

[Buzzcock]

Just a Big County fan

Ross County ?

So was mine. Did they know each other?

Probably in rehab together .

 

[T_Bone]

So was mine. Did they know each other?

Yes, mine knacked yours.

 

[Vinny the Mackem]

Yes, mine knacked yours.

Yer talking cackie.

 

[T_Bone]

Yer talking cackie.

Aye I am, but you started it. Mine lived in Dalkeith, did yours ?

 

[Vinny the Mackem]

Aye I am, but you started it. Mine lived in Dalkeith, did yours ?

I think he knew a bloke called Keith. He was from Greenock. Was a merchant seaman who couldn't swim.

 

[HABA87]

I think he knew a bloke called Keith. He was from Greenock. Was a merchant seaman who couldn't swim.

Worst limerick ever.

 

[Martin F]

Big Country original members were born in Manchester, Canada, Slough and Enfield

 

[Vinny the Mackem]

Worst limerick ever.

Ha ha ha! That made me laugh!

 

[T_Bone]

Big Country original members were born in Manchester, Canada, Slough and Enfield

Mind so were most of the Scottish team.