Jaws. The revenge.

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Dark Traveller said:
Got to wonder, was recreational drug use an important of putting this script together.
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Are you suggesting there's something outlandish about a shark that:
  • Is aware that the first three sharks in Jaws 1-3 were all killed by members of the Brody family and decides to take revenge on them
  • Is aware that one of the Brody family works in the Amity police and is on duty that night
  • Is able to set a trap with a wooden boat in the harbour to attack said Brody family member
  • Is able to find out that Mrs Brody is on a flight to the Caribbean at that exact moment
  • Is able to swim from the Eastern Seaboard of the USA to the Caribbean as fast as a commercial airliner
  • It's similarly aware that the other Brody brother is a marine biologist in the area, and knows where he is conducting his research
  • Has vocal chords that enable it to lift its head out of the water and roar
  • Has a body made of explosive materials that go up like the 4th of July when stabbed with a sharpened bit of wood?
 
Cockney Mackem said:
Are you suggesting there's something outlandish about a shark that:
  • Is aware that the first three sharks in Jaws 1-3 were all killed by members of the Brody family and decides to take revenge on them
  • Is aware that one of the Brody family works in the Amity police and is on duty that night
  • Is able to set a trap with a wooden boat in the harbour to attack said Brody family member
  • Is able to find out that Mrs Brody is on a flight to the Caribbean at that exact moment
  • Is able to swim from the Eastern Seaboard of the USA to the Caribbean as fast as a commercial airliner
  • It's similarly aware that the other Brody brother is a marine biologist in the area, and knows where he is conducting his research
  • Has vocal chords that enable it to lift its head out of the water and roar
  • Has a body made of explosive materials that go up like the 4th of July when stabbed with a sharpened bit of wood?
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Its not supposed to be a true story man 😊
 
Michael Caine probably needed the money for house repairs or something when he took a role in it.

Five Headed Shark Attack is another nuanced, subtle, and sophisticated film.
 
Some Random Guy said:
That's pretty much what it was. He was moving from the UK to the US. The costs of the house he was building had spiralled, he had fuck all work coming up and they offered him one or two million for a weeks work. :lol:
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Let's be right it's not as if it was a come down of Olivier magnitude .
 
Cockney Mackem said:
Are you suggesting there's something outlandish about a shark that:
  • Is aware that the first three sharks in Jaws 1-3 were all killed by members of the Brody family and decides to take revenge on them
  • Is aware that one of the Brody family works in the Amity police and is on duty that night
  • Is able to set a trap with a wooden boat in the harbour to attack said Brody family member
  • Is able to find out that Mrs Brody is on a flight to the Caribbean at that exact moment
  • Is able to swim from the Eastern Seaboard of the USA to the Caribbean as fast as a commercial airliner
  • It's similarly aware that the other Brody brother is a marine biologist in the area, and knows where he is conducting his research
  • Has vocal chords that enable it to lift its head out of the water and roar
  • Has a body made of explosive materials that go up like the 4th of July when stabbed with a sharpened bit of wood?
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If ET can sit in a shopping basket on a flying bike, anything is possible...
 
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