Jaws. The revenge.



Dark Traveller said:
Got to wonder, was recreational drug use an important of putting this script together.
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Are you suggesting there's something outlandish about a shark that:
  • Is aware that the first three sharks in Jaws 1-3 were all killed by members of the Brody family and decides to take revenge on them
  • Is aware that one of the Brody family works in the Amity police and is on duty that night
  • Is able to set a trap with a wooden boat in the harbour to attack said Brody family member
  • Is able to find out that Mrs Brody is on a flight to the Caribbean at that exact moment
  • Is able to swim from the Eastern Seaboard of the USA to the Caribbean as fast as a commercial airliner
  • It's similarly aware that the other Brody brother is a marine biologist in the area, and knows where he is conducting his research
  • Has vocal chords that enable it to lift its head out of the water and roar
  • Has a body made of explosive materials that go up like the 4th of July when stabbed with a sharpened bit of wood?
 
Cockney Mackem said:
Are you suggesting there's something outlandish about a shark that:
  • Is aware that the first three sharks in Jaws 1-3 were all killed by members of the Brody family and decides to take revenge on them
  • Is aware that one of the Brody family works in the Amity police and is on duty that night
  • Is able to set a trap with a wooden boat in the harbour to attack said Brody family member
  • Is able to find out that Mrs Brody is on a flight to the Caribbean at that exact moment
  • Is able to swim from the Eastern Seaboard of the USA to the Caribbean as fast as a commercial airliner
  • It's similarly aware that the other Brody brother is a marine biologist in the area, and knows where he is conducting his research
  • Has vocal chords that enable it to lift its head out of the water and roar
  • Has a body made of explosive materials that go up like the 4th of July when stabbed with a sharpened bit of wood?
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Its not supposed to be a true story man 😊
 
Michael Caine probably needed the money for house repairs or something when he took a role in it.

Five Headed Shark Attack is another nuanced, subtle, and sophisticated film.
 
The Hesford Diet said:
Michael Caine probably needed the money for house repairs or something when he took a role in it.

Five Headed Shark Attack is another nuanced, subtle, and sophisticated film.
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Michael Caine said of Jaws The Revenge "I haven't seen the film, I hear it's terrible. But I have seen the house it paid for, and that's very nice."
 
Cockney Mackem said:
Are you suggesting there's something outlandish about a shark that:
  • Is aware that the first three sharks in Jaws 1-3 were all killed by members of the Brody family and decides to take revenge on them
  • Is aware that one of the Brody family works in the Amity police and is on duty that night
  • Is able to set a trap with a wooden boat in the harbour to attack said Brody family member
  • Is able to find out that Mrs Brody is on a flight to the Caribbean at that exact moment
  • Is able to swim from the Eastern Seaboard of the USA to the Caribbean as fast as a commercial airliner
  • It's similarly aware that the other Brody brother is a marine biologist in the area, and knows where he is conducting his research
  • Has vocal chords that enable it to lift its head out of the water and roar
  • Has a body made of explosive materials that go up like the 4th of July when stabbed with a sharpened bit of wood?
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If ET can sit in a shopping basket on a flying bike, anything is possible...
 

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