Jack Rodwell

I'm staggered at how many folks on the SMB must never have watched porn or masturbated before, criticising Rodwell for possibly having done it when he was an U21. I didn't realise the SMB had been taken over by devout monks and nuns.

Anyway, the way the story reads, he was most likely taking the piss when he replied "porn". Is there even such a thing as a porn DVD box set? I'll rephrase that, as there probably is.
Does anyone actually buy porn DVD box sets? Even ten years ago? I imagine he got his porn from the internet like the rest of us and his DVD box sets were actually TV shows like 24 and The Sopranos.

"Daily Star Online has approached Jack Rodwell's representatives for a response." :lol:

I just hope this story has a happy ending.
 
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So that’s what happens to his bollox, he beat them out of himself the spineless c unt. Coward of the highest order
 
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Lee Camp should have done the same, it might have strengthened up his wrists!
 
So glad he finally kicked on after leaving us, we as a club and as supporters negatively effected him so badly that he could no longer play his one true love and achieve his one true dream. To play for England.

So good to see him, as expected as a potential England player, take the championship by storm. Hard graft and a great attitude he's now earned a move to Man City and playing CL football, where he belongs...

Oh wait, none of that happened... Fuck off Rodwell.

Hopefully the last thread that will ever be made of him in this forum
 
RichD said:
Doesn't say what type of porn...Is he still in Sydney....
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Didn't he go walk-a-bout in Australia recently..without telling anyone where he was walking too.?..hiding in the outback...hiding in the arcade...same thing, only the location is different...
 
john h said:
Didn't he go walk-a-bout in Australia recently..without telling anyone where he was walking too.?..hiding in the outback...hiding in the arcade...same thing, only the location is different...
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Aye, sounds like he likes the bush a little to much..
 
fyl2u said:
I'm staggered at how many folks on the SMB must never have watched porn or masturbated before, criticising Rodwell for possibly having done it when he was an U21. I didn't realise the SMB had been taken over by devout monks and nuns.

Anyway, the way the story reads, he was most likely taking the piss when he replied "porn". Is there even such a thing as a porn DVD box set? I'll rephrase that, as there probably is.
Does anyone actually buy porn DVD box sets? Even ten years ago? I imagine he got his porn from the internet like the rest of us and his DVD box sets were actually TV shows like 24 and The Sopranos.

"Daily Star Online has approached Jack Rodwell's representatives for a response." :lol:

I just hope this story has a happy ending.
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Struggled to read this, screen desperately needs cleaned...
 

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