Jack Rodwell



Ugh... now my mind runs ebullient with images of Jack Rodwell stroking his large olive-skin willy. Deliver me.
 
I'm staggered at how many folks on the SMB must never have watched porn or masturbated before, criticising Rodwell for possibly having done it when he was an U21. I didn't realise the SMB had been taken over by devout monks and nuns.

Anyway, the way the story reads, he was most likely taking the piss when he replied "porn". Is there even such a thing as a porn DVD box set? I'll rephrase that, as there probably is.
Does anyone actually buy porn DVD box sets? Even ten years ago? I imagine he got his porn from the internet like the rest of us and his DVD box sets were actually TV shows like 24 and The Sopranos.

"Daily Star Online has approached Jack Rodwell's representatives for a response." :lol:

I just hope this story has a happy ending.

Wanker
 
To quote the article:
‘...his answer caught boss Stuart Pearce so off-guard he spat his beverage out’.
There’s a euphemism if ever there was one.
 

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