Is this the big one...?

[Billy Rocket]

Hopefully the mother ship has returned to take Trump home.

 

[Typhoonftm]

Will this require a new book in The Bible? Or will it just be "interpreted" differently to accommodate the new life on other planets.

You're not supposed to interpret it "literally", silly!

 

[Deleted member 4700]

NASA to make major announcement tomorrow night concerning a discovery on a planet orbiting another star.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/s...oplanet-sun-planets-news-latest-a7590281.html

@ProfessionalMackem @tunstall birdman

It'll be Adele hanging around Cheryl Cole

 

[DubLass]

Exciting stuff I can't wait

 

[ProfessionalMackem]

NASA to make major announcement tomorrow night concerning a discovery on a planet orbiting another star.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/s...oplanet-sun-planets-news-latest-a7590281.html

@ProfessionalMackem @tunstall birdman

I'm not overly confident that it'll be owt exciting marra like ET life, probably the discovery of water vapour in another planets atmos. Not saying that isnt amazing awesome news either, just.........you know what I mean.

 

[ErichZann]

I doubt it will be the confirmation of extraterrestrial life, unfortunately.

 

[T_Bone]

it answers the question, man has asked himself since the dawn of time, are we alone in the universe, if this is indeed that time where that question is finally answered i am pleased to be around to see it.

Be careful what you wish for.

 

[Prefab]

I'm not overly confident that it'll be owt exciting marra like ET life, probably the discovery of water vapour in another planets atmos. Not saying that isnt amazing awesome news either, just.........you know what I mean.

Or perhaps an oxygen rich atmosphere which may be an indicator of life at work.

Doubt they'll have been picking up alien xxx scud at Arecibo, which is a pity because the internet porn scene is getting very samey.

 

[ProfessionalMackem]

Or perhaps an oxygen rich atmosphere which may be an indicator of life at work.

Doubt they'll have been picking up alien xxx scud at Arecibo, which is a pity because the internet porn scene is getting very samey.

Mate have you seen hentai? Or weird monster hentai? I dunno how anyone could get hard to that stuff.

 

[Abu Dhabi Red and White]

Mate have you seen hentai? Or weird monster hentai? I dunno how anyone could get hard to that stuff.

Hentai is code for Thai cock - fess up!

 

[ProfessionalMackem]

Hentai is code for Thai cock - fess up!

It isnt marra. Its anime porn.

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[Kent_Mackem]

It isnt marra. Its anime porn.

Thought of you the other day. There's a "Lunar Denier" who drinks in my local. He's coming along to the quiz I'm doing for the school PTA on Saturday. First question in the History round "In what year did men first walk on The Moon?" That should get him whinging )

 

[ProfessionalMackem]

Thought of you the other day. There's a "Lunar Denier" who drinks in my local. He's coming along to the quiz I'm doing for the school PTA on Saturday. First question in the History round "In what year did men first walk on The Moon?" That should get him whinging )

I like the cut of this guys jib.

 

[Prefab]

Mate have you seen hentai? Or weird monster hentai? I dunno how anyone could get hard to that stuff.

LOL I'll take your hentai and raise you with Clopping.

You can literally hear his dad dying inside.

 

[ivanthereasonable]

asteroid on the way. Life ending event for the planet.

Other than in Pennywell where life will go on pretty much as normal.

If an impact is imminent, then surely they would'nt tell us beforehand. People would stop going to work. Mind, that would'nt be the end of the world.
Contraception ? who would use that ? Would it be an ELI ? Extinction level impact.

 

[ProfessionalMackem]

LOL I'll take your hentai and raise you with Clopping.

You can literally hear his dad dying inside.

What the fuck have I just watched.

Nee way clopping is real

His dads reaction is funny as owt.

 

[tunstall birdman]

I'm not overly confident that it'll be owt exciting marra like ET life, probably the discovery of water vapour in another planets atmos. Not saying that isnt amazing awesome news either, just.........you know what I mean.

I was thinking the same thing. And people just assume we would come running onto this thread shouting "ALIENS!!...ALIENS...ALIENS!!".

If it is some conclusive proof of 'life elsewhere' then great, but still canny even if they announce they have found a new type of rock.

 

[MunkyHeed]

If it were 'aliens', they wouldn't plan a press conference for a week later ffs.

More exoplanets I bet. Maybe one with water/oxygen at a push, but nowt more than this.

 

[Brian Griffin]

As if f***ing NASA would announce this - it'll be the White House or Putin (in a huff)

 

[MunkyHeed]

I confidently predict that the announcement will be as boring as anything and forgotten in a day or so.

Yup. NASA have to 'clickbait' their discoveries these days to make sure their funding stays high.