Ins/outs: December

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Was in the barbers a week or so ago and this lad in is early 20s said i want it like Boris Johnsons.... Cut took 10 minutes and a minute messing it up with some putty stuff out of a tin. I kid you not.
And the barber put a pair of women's knickers on his head - to make the fucker look like the ( unt ;)
 


Woah woah woah. I’m Team Mini here mind. There’s not many SMB institutions left. I’m happy to wait for the real deal. It’s like wearing an old Casio watch out of the drawer just because you can’t get your Rolex on next day delivery.
 
Woah woah woah. I’m Team Mini here mind. There’s not many SMB institutions left. I’m happy to wait for the real deal. It’s like wearing an old Casio watch out of the drawer just because you can’t get your Rolex on next day delivery.

THIS
He's already lost it man, fancy flouncing up on the 10th of December with the in's and out's, when you yourself, had already made a superb job of it, I'm afraid our very own Terry Scott look a like, is just a shadow of his former self.

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In:
Dungarees
Hooded sweatshirts
Pastel coloured Kickers
Watching German football
Wearing ski apparel to the pub
Lying low
Europop
Darts hooliganism
Spending New Year on a sunlounger :cool:
The hidden Swedish quarter of Whitburn
Bumping people when it’s your round

Out:
Christmas dinner
Tea drinkers
Going on weekend long benders when you’re pushing fifty
Podcasts


All those are nonsense and should be permanently in the other category.
 
In:
Dungarees
Hooded sweatshirts
Acid house induced hearing problems for the over 40s
Timberland boots
Pastel coloured Kickers
Watching German football
Wearing ski apparel to the pub
Lying low
Europop
Darts hooliganism
Spending New Year on a sunlounger :cool:
Jolly Ranchers
The hidden Swedish quarter of Whitburn
Bumping people when it’s your round

Out:
Tattoos
Christmas dinner
Phil Parkinson (hopefully)
Anyone who reads the f***ing Daily Mail
Forgetting bucking teenage girls but remembering a pizza
Brexit
Stone Island
Tea drinkers
The Victorian circus performer/docker look that seems to have been in for the past decade
Going on weekend long benders when you’re pushing fifty
Beards (unless you’re one of Abba or a retired Danish footballer)
Moncler
Steakhouses
Podcasts
Tea drinkers will NEVER be out. NEVER, I tell you
 
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