Ins/outs: December

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Striker
In:
Dungarees
Hooded sweatshirts
Acid house induced hearing problems for the over 40s
Timberland boots
Pastel coloured Kickers
Watching German football
Wearing ski apparel to the pub
Lying low
Europop
Darts hooliganism
Spending New Year on a sunlounger :cool:
Jolly Ranchers
The hidden Swedish quarter of Whitburn
Bumping people when it’s your round

Out:
Tattoos
Christmas dinner
Phil Parkinson (hopefully)
Anyone who reads the f***ing Daily Mail
Forgetting bucking teenage girls but remembering a pizza
Brexit
Stone Island
Tea drinkers
The Victorian circus performer/docker look that seems to have been in for the past decade
Going on weekend long benders when you’re pushing fifty
Beards (unless you’re one of Abba or a retired Danish footballer)
Moncler
Steakhouses
Podcasts
 


IN

Sustainability and only buying clothes when they’ve totally worn out.

Not using an iron.

Aluminium bifolding doors.

Running when walking a dog.

OUT

Borrowing money.
Late nights.
Hangovers.
Junior football referees.
Working too hard.
 
Was in the barbers a week or so ago and this lad in is early 20s said i want it like Boris Johnsons.... Cut took 10 minutes and a minute messing it up with some putty stuff out of a tin. I kid you not.
 

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