I’ll ignore the juvenile stuff RE mates down the club and planetary living arrangements as this is a forum and I’m aware folk like to go down that route and I’m not up for tit for tat.
You disagree, that’s fine. But there are spin bowlers playing top level club cricket, I’m not talking about the village green, who bowl with better control and consistency than Dom Bess. Whether it be former first class cricketers, overseas players, former academy players who have matured or experienced premier league spinners, they are able to bowl with more consistency than Bess does. His batting and fielding, as well as the fortune of playing on a very spin friendly pitch in the south west, have given him the edge. Even with that fortune, his career stats to date are nothing above par.