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Imagine being the Mags

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Zig81 said:
Spineless and typical of you and your ilk.

You're a keyboard warrior, I'm giving you the chance to prove me wrong. If I know fuck all about you how do I k ow you live in South Shields, lucky guess eh? I don't think so.

I'll leave things there as you're clearly lacking in quite a few departments.

Now remind me where sima comes from?
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I don't.

You know so much about me and weirdly my partner's shift patterns so why are you asking more questions about me? Could it be because you know nothing?

Imagine claiming you know details about someone but actually you don't :lol:
 
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Zig81 said:
Spineless and typical of you and your ilk.

You're a keyboard warrior, I'm giving you the chance to prove me wrong. If I know fuck all about you how do I k ow you live in South Shields, lucky guess eh? I don't think so.

I'll leave things there as you're clearly lacking in quite a few departments.

Now remind me where sima comes from?
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Asking to meet up for a pint with someone on a forum :oops::oops:

Does what people post on here really wind you up so much that you want to meet up with them in person? :oops:

This "let's meet up and talk about it over a drink" business is absolutely f***ing pathetic.
 
haway said:
Asking to meet up for a pint with someone on a forum :oops::oops:

Does what people post on here really wind you up so much that you want to meet up with them in person? :oops:

This "let's meet up and talk about it over a drink" business is absolutely f***ing pathetic.
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I think they should meet.......I think it'll end up like this.

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dangermows said:
More league titles.
Most recent trophy.
Record attendance.
Record derby score.
Record number of consecutive derby wins.
Relegated you.
In a division above you.

:D
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Most recent derby wins in League, FA Cup, League Cup and Play Offs
Record score for an away game (against them)
Most recent team to feature in a Cup Final (and the only one of us two to play at New Wembley)
Only team out the two of us to qualify for Europe by actually winning something. :lol:
 
Sneech said:
Most recent derby wins in League, FA Cup, League Cup and Play Offs
Record score for an away game (against them)
Most recent team to feature in a Cup Final (and the only one of us two to play at New Wembley)
Only team out the two of us to qualify for Europe by actually winning something. :lol:
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Only team to have a Golden Boot winner :cool:

Imagine how hurt they must have been man, not only relegated by their rivals, but by a manager (who out foxed their latest messiah) they hounded out as not good enough for their beloved club :lol:
 
Sneech said:
Most recent derby wins in League, FA Cup, League Cup and Play Offs
Record score for an away game (against them)
Most recent team to feature in a Cup Final (and the only one of us two to play at New Wembley)
Only team out the two of us to qualify for Europe by actually winning something. :lol:
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Aye but they take their shoooooz off coz they love tha tooooon

Eclipses all of that marra
 
Sneech said:
But we are in their shadow as they get bigger crowds than us, and have an airport. :(
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i hate to piss on your chips further but they also have a cathedral.

I'll not mention that they love goalscoring strikers who wear N0.9 and the special relationship they have with the FA Cup.
 
haway said:
Asking to meet up for a pint with someone on a forum :oops::oops:

Does what people post on here really wind you up so much that you want to meet up with them in person? :oops:

This "let's meet up and talk about it over a drink" business is absolutely f***ing pathetic.
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No, calling some a paid murderer is absolutely fuckin pathetic as you put it. :oops:

Sima said:
I don't.

You know so much about me and weirdly my partner's shift patterns so why are you asking more questions about me? Could it be because you know nothing?

Imagine claiming you know details about someone but actually you don't
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Show me a reference to where I said I know your 'partners' shift patterns or is this more bullshit, now you're claiming not to live in Shields, if you're going to lie son remember what you've previously said.

Just a sad plastic mag who's live revolves around SAFC! A fuckin gift.
 
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Zig81 said:
No, calling some a paid murderer is absolutely fuckin pathetic as you put it. :oops:


Show me a reference to where I said I know your 'partners' shift patterns or is this more bullshit, now you're claiming not to live in Shields, if you're going to lie son remember what you've previously said.

Just a sad plastic mag who's live revolves around SAFC! A fuckin gift.
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https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/imagine-being-the-mags.1314723/page-19#post-24662542

There you go.

Show me where I said I live in Shields.
 
Ive got to admit I find Newcastle supporters coming on here weird, but I find people being buzzing because theyre stalking someone from an internet message board even weirder.

Edit: mags though :lol:
 
Zig81 said:
No, calling some a paid murderer is absolutely fuckin pathetic as you put it. :oops:


Show me a reference to where I said I know your 'partners' shift patterns or is this more bullshit, now you're claiming not to live in Shields, if you're going to lie son remember what you've previously said.

Just a sad plastic mag who's live revolves around SAFC! A fuckin gift.
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Yawn.
 
Amongst the bunch of c unts that supports that bunch of c unts that is the Toon, I've always thought that Sima is not as much of a c unt as all of the rest of the c unts. To be fair, he seems a canny c unt, relatively.
 
TZMouk said:
Not a chance I'd take losing 6 in a row to our rivals, becoming embarrassments around the world by buzzing over the appointment of a Spanish has-been, genuinely thinking he'd keep us up, only for him not to beat Aston Villa or Norwich in must win games, then having to claim he didn't have enough time because we'd bigged him up as some kind of fat goateed messiah, then to add insult to injury our bitter rivals relagate us with a manager we booted out years earlier for not being good enough, only to become national embarrassments a few seasons later when our local hero relegates us.

Not a chance I'd take all that just to be top of a league filled with Burton, Brentford, and Barnsley.

Just imo like.
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Do think you will be top of the championship with £180m in debt and an owner looking to get rid ?- and the likes of Leeds, Villa, Birmingham, Forest, Derby, Hull, Swansea to compete with ?

Think you're being a tad optimistic there. ....Your best player will be on the first bus out once relegation is confirmed

Still a long way to go mind - Stranger things have happened (~ we might get pipped by Leeds, ~ SAFC might have a mini revival and the arse falls out at Palace or Watford,.)

Cannot see it though.

And I would deffo rather be in our shoes than yours right now. The past counts for nothing - The future starts here.
 
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