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Imagine being the Mags

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TZMouk said:
Not a chance I'd take losing 6 in a row to our rivals, becoming embarrassments around the world by buzzing over the appointment of a Spanish has-been, genuinely thinking he'd keep us up, only for him not to beat Aston Villa or Norwich in must win games, then having to claim he didn't have enough time because we'd bigged him up as some kind of fat goateed messiah, then to add insult to injury our bitter rivals relagate us with a manager we booted out years earlier for not being good enough, only to become national embarrassments a few seasons later when our local hero relegates us.

Not a chance I'd take all that just to be top of a league filled with Burton, Brentford, and Barnsley.

Just imo like.
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You forgot couldn't beat Sunderland apart from that I couldn't agree more
 
TZMouk said:
Not a chance I'd take losing 6 in a row to our rivals, becoming embarrassments around the world by buzzing over the appointment of a Spanish has-been, genuinely thinking he'd keep us up, only for him not to beat Aston Villa or Norwich in must win games, then having to claim he didn't have enough time because we'd bigged him up as some kind of fat goateed messiah, then to add insult to injury our bitter rivals relagate us with a manager we booted out years earlier for not being good enough, only to become national embarrassments a few seasons later when our local hero relegates us.

Not a chance I'd take all that just to be top of a league filled with Burton, Brentford, and Barnsley.

Just imo like.
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Lemme make some introductions - This is a full stop.
Here it is again.
Try using it.
 
yossarian31 said:
Great - another pissing up the wall thread.
Neither side has won anything for over 40 yrs. if you merged the fuckers we still wouldn't get a side that would get in the top 6. It's like 2 fat blokes arguing over who finished second last in the great north run. It's embarrassing
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Infuriating thing is that with both clubs' fanbase, both clubs history and both clubs' potential we could be. The infrastructure is all there, but a succession of poor choices in both boardrooms have one club in the Championship and one club odds-on to end up there.

One thing I would say, it seems a lot of Sunderland fans on here cannot understand why Newcastle fans would feel positive. We were relegated despite spending a lot of money, we've recently lost a record breaking run of derbies, and we're now in a league with minnows. It's simply that while we have had a shit time of it, the consensus is that relegation was the the nadir and we're on an upswing now. Just like every other football fan we begin a season with hope until it's crushed by our team. Sunderland fans were hopeful that Moyes would drag Allardyce's squad to safety, but a combination of failings in the transfer market and a disrupted pre-season means it's another hard season ahead.

The narrative that we're struggling in the Championship is a bit silly too; was the expectation on Wearside that it's a struggle if we don't win every game 4-0? We're top of the league, we're the top scorers in the Championship, no league team has won more games, we've got through our annual Christmas wobble and remain 7 points clear of 3rd, and have managed that without our integral midfielder. Benitez is a good coach and is building solid foundations, we're odds-on for the Championship title and even without significant strengthening I'd fancy us to finish above whichever teams come up with us plus 1 current Premier League team.

Reasons to be Cheerful Part III
 
Zig81 said:
Evidence? Delusion and obsession, sad little man. You suffer terribly from sms.
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Some say being deluded would be to claim you know me in real life alongside with obsession would be musing over my partner's shift patterns with dog walker's husbands brother in law's delivery driver or whatever your tenuous link was.

I'll ask you again, put my real name up here if you claim to know me. You don't, you're talking absolute shite :lol:

Imagine claiming someone is irrelevant all the while claiming to know their partner's shift patterns. Not that actual poster, their partner. You're a mental case.

One of your posts will sign off soon with 'You won't be able to help yourself replying to this'.
 
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Zig81 said:
Evidence? Delusion and obsession, sad little man. You suffer terribly from sms.
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You do know you can end this pretty embarassing tit for tat with just a few words don't you mate. Looking from the outside I would call this bullshit like, probably best to end it or if you do actually know him the pair of you stop being keyboard warriors and meet face to face. Just a thought like.
 
Sima said:
Some say being deluded would be to claim you know me in real life alongside with obsession would be musing over my partner's shift patterns with dog walker's husbands brother in law's delivery driver or whatever your tenuous link was.

I'll ask you again, put my real name up here if you claim to know me. You don't, you're talking absolute shite :lol:

Imagine claiming someone is irrelevant all the while claiming to know their partner's shift patterns. Not that actual poster, their partner. You're a mental case.
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I'm sure I already said I don't know you, you seem to forget quite a lot of things, surprising when you live your sad existence on here. Now let's just leave it there little man as your obsession can't be very good for your health. Just try to not reply, it's difficult I know as you're clearly flustered and getting yourself all worked up.

DPTT said:
You do know you can end this pretty embarassing tit for tat with just a few words don't you mate. Looking from the outside I would call this bullshit like, probably best to end it or if you do actually know him the pair of you stop being keyboard warriors and meet face to face. Just a thought like.
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The thing is mate I said I know of him, he's already turned down my offer to meet up for a pint.
 
Zig81 said:
I'm sure I already said I don't know you, you seem to forget quite a lot of things, surprising when you live your sad existence on here. Now let's just leave it there little man as your obsession can't be very good for your health. Just try to not reply, it's difficult I know as you're clearly flustered and getting yourself all worked up.

The thing is mate I said I know of him, he's already turned down my offer to meet up for a pint.
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FFS, give it up man. Go out and have a pedicure or buy yourself a new handbag.
 
Zig81 said:
I'm sure I already said I don't know you, you seem to forget quite a lot of things, surprising when you live your sad existence on here. Now let's just leave it there little man as your obsession can't be very good for your health. Just try to not reply, it's difficult I know as you're clearly flustered and getting yourself all worked up.


The thing is mate I said I know of him, he's already turned down my offer to meet up for a pint.
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You said you know someone who knows of me. They must surely know my name. Probably before you start discussing my partner's shift patterns.

Again, put it up here. You know fuck all, man. :lol:
 
Sima said:
You said you know someone who knows of me. They must surely know my name. Probably before you start discussing my partner's shift patterns.

Again, put it up here. You know fuck all, man. :lol:
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Ok. Like I said we'll leave it there little man and if you grow a pair the offer for a pint is still there.

Spenny said:
FFS, give it up man. Go out and have a pedicure or buy yourself a new handbag.
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Here's a thought precious don't read the thread if it's upsetting you.
 
Zig81 said:
Ok. Like I said we'll leave it there little man and if you grow a pair the offer for a pint is still there.


Here's a thought precious don't read the thread if it's upsetting you.
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:lol:

A meet up, mint. I wonder how that will go with all of the bile you spit at me on here. Find out my name, put it up on here and you can end it easily.

You're utterly incapable.
 
Sima said:
:lol:

A meet up, mint. I wonder how that will go with all of the bile you spit at me on here. Find out my name, put it up on here and you can end it easily.

You're utterly incapable.
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Why are you so worried about going for a pint? Surely with your attitude on here you've got nothing to be worried about, it's only a pint.

Spenny said:
Oh the irony :lol:
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Irony, I'm not the one upset.

What handbag would you recommend?
 
Zig81 said:
Why are you so worried about going for a pint? Surely with your attitude on here you've got nothing to be worried about, it's only a pint.


Irony, I'm not the one upset.

What handbag would you recommend?
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What is it to achieve though, you already know loads about me. Apparently.
 
Reiver said:
There isn't ........ you're wrong again.
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I know, 'I don't understand' or I am 'misinterpreting what has been said'

Is this my 'humiliation'? Have you posted it yet? You did say you'd do it between Christmas and new year. Probably 'misunderstood' that as well :lol:
 
Sima said:
I know, 'I don't understand' or I am 'misinterpreting what has been said'

Is this my 'humiliation'? Have you posted it yet? You did say you'd do it between Christmas and new year. Probably 'misunderstood' that as well :lol:
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You're just wrong, there's no mention of a Sunderland supporter stabbing a horse ........ I don't even need to check.

Your humiliation is on that thread for anyone to see.

You were never going to accept it, you'll just keep droning on and posting smileys to convince yourself.
 
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