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I stopped breathing for 5 minutes today

Discussion in 'SMB' started by pillars of hercules, Jul 14, 2019.

  1. Can anyone hold their breath longer than that? :D
     
  2. Daffy

    Daffy Striker

    Shame it wasn’t longer with that patter
     
  3. Billy ballbag

    Billy ballbag Full Back

    5mins 6 seconds what do i win
     
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  4. Horley Chorley

    Horley Chorley Striker

    Maybe.
    If I did, I certainly wouldn't't be posting on here now, or any other time :lol:

    Night mate.
     
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  5. That's nice :oops:.

    I was blue lighted to hospital in an ambulance
     
  6. The soap powder

    The soap powder Full Back

    are you talking from beyond the grave
     
  7. joemcdokes

    joemcdokes Striker

    Well at least you can smile about it in your thread starter post.
     
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  8. duff_man

    duff_man Striker

    I bet you could if you try again
     
  9. offmenut

    offmenut Striker

    I went to see David blane last month, and in thr second half of his act he holds his, breath under water for about 11 minutes.
    It's not that an exciting watch tbh.
     
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  10. No point crying about it is there. The doctor thought I'd had a cardiac arrest but it was something else.

    Only if I was in one of your cells.
     
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  11. Goat Eyes

    Goat Eyes Striker

    A Guinness World Record Attempt?
     
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  12. the boot

    the boot Midfield

    Are you ok mate. Get well soon.
     
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  13. The doctor and his receptionist seemed to be a bit excited after giving me CPR

    I'm fine marra cheers.

    Still not 100% sure what happened but I know it's not my heart. I dont feel any different from before except my rib cage is a bit sore from them thumping my chest :lol:. I'm at the allotment as usual.
     
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  14. offmenut

    offmenut Striker

    Ah!
    I actually thought you'd just been trying to hold your breath as long as possible!
    Worrying times. Hope your OK.
    Amazing though how long you can go without air. After David blane doing it for 10 mins, I googled the record, and you'd have had to go for 22mins 23 secs to break the world record.
    Hopefully there won't be a next time though!
     
  15. the boot

    the boot Midfield

    Take it easy up there mate. Hopefully they will get it sorted ASAP.
     
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  16. super noodles

    super noodles Winger

    I also thought it was just a shite effort at a joke :lol:

    Glad you're feeling alright now!
     
  17. Kermit

    Kermit Central Defender

    Nowt like an unverified breath holding contest. I just did 10 minutes

    Edit, shit sorry. I obvs thought it was just an attempt. If u have been bad i hope you are well soon
     
    Last edited: Jul 14, 2019
  18. yorkyexile

    yorkyexile Striker

    try for 7?
     
  19. bassman

    bassman Goalkeeper

    Danger wank? :eek:
     
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