mr chuckles
Striker
Much prefer your oz avatar
-
The forums will be unavailable for a few hours on Saturday 6th June, when they do return they will initially be in a degraded state with some features missing, but normal posting/reading will be possible. The main website will not be affected by these updates.
New user registrations are currently disabled.
I f***ing hate mags
- Thread starter Caer_Urfa
- Start date
- Status
Deano
Striker
Grow up man
Leonard osbourne
Striker
Changed it, just for you lol
Montys Cat
Midfield
Barton, Cisse , Tiote, Ranger what a whiter than white club you are 
Market Where?
Striker
Did that Titus fella play for any other clubs?Barton, Cisse , Tiote, Ranger what a whiter than white club you are
Montys Cat
Midfield
Oh yes , the Mags !!
Have you any mag mates?
Market Where?
Striker
They can have a Craig Bellendemy and a Duncan Ferguson as well!
Who the fuck are you?
R
Reiver
Guest
I'd always just assumed the OP was a Mag, this is quite confusing.
Probley never stepped foot outside of sunderland. If hes not a mag.
Cyborgwithattitude
Midfield
I was at this game. In the leazes end and I was 12, my mate at the time got two tickets from his dad and I went along with him. Believe me even at 12 I was so pissed off that they had won and I was probably the only one who never celebrated the goals or the win.
Caer_Urfa
Striker
Reiver I'll buy you a pint in jamesons before metro Sunday and then we can both discuss how much we hate mags.
My username is caer urfa man am not from sunderland
On derby day i usually get up an hour earlier so i can hate them for a bit longer.
Montys Cat
Midfield
We should play them on British Winter time when the clocks go back then we will all have an extra hour of f***ing hating them.
vinegar hill
Striker
As i'm getting older i'm getting worse with this, I hate the horrible fuckers with a vengeance.
Hate the fuckers.
Hate the fuckers.
Octavarium
Midfield
Montys Cat
Midfield
its been dark on Tyneside for 4 years mateThe clocks went back an hour when we beat them last October.
chriswallace85
Striker
Has this been posted yet?...
With an identity as a national laughing stock, aye. Every third-rate comedian has the thick, sentimental "jawdee" character getting worked up over nothing as a fall-back for a cheap laugh. Your "identity" is on a par with the boring Brummie and the thieving Scouser- fat, pastie-munching mags hanging around that big grey eyesore like flies around shit, spouting incomprehensible twaddle about "wor beloved toon". That's your identity to most people. You must be so proud.
What actually hurts us is that our accents are the same as yours to people outside the area and we get lumped in with you. It hurts to be associated in any way with the kind of people who hold mock funerals for the name of a football ground, who proclaim themselves a "nation" like the Catalan people and can't see how ridiculous that is, people who think they're living in some cultural oasis because woah, there's a big shopping centre over the water and a gallery with nowt of any worth in it... and fuck me if there's not a regional airport close by, there's a thing.
More than anything else, Newcastle United and its supporters have held back the North East as a region by sullying its image for outsiders. A region of hard-working, down to earth people who can laugh at themselves has been hijacked over the last 20 years by sanctimonious, humourless, pretentious bores droning on and on about their f***ing heritage and their "geordie pride". In your determination to prove that you're the bestest, loyalest, cushtiest fans in all the world, you just give the world the impression that you have got absolutely nothing in your lives, that the only thing that can light up the darkness of your Cruddas Park grief-holes is the chance to weeble about the place dressed like giant mint humbugs grunting, "toon toon black and white army" even though you're on the bus and it's Thursday morning. We hate you because you embarrass us and you embarrass the whole region. Now fuck off. (@DCmackem, 2012)
With an identity as a national laughing stock, aye. Every third-rate comedian has the thick, sentimental "jawdee" character getting worked up over nothing as a fall-back for a cheap laugh. Your "identity" is on a par with the boring Brummie and the thieving Scouser- fat, pastie-munching mags hanging around that big grey eyesore like flies around shit, spouting incomprehensible twaddle about "wor beloved toon". That's your identity to most people. You must be so proud.
What actually hurts us is that our accents are the same as yours to people outside the area and we get lumped in with you. It hurts to be associated in any way with the kind of people who hold mock funerals for the name of a football ground, who proclaim themselves a "nation" like the Catalan people and can't see how ridiculous that is, people who think they're living in some cultural oasis because woah, there's a big shopping centre over the water and a gallery with nowt of any worth in it... and fuck me if there's not a regional airport close by, there's a thing.
More than anything else, Newcastle United and its supporters have held back the North East as a region by sullying its image for outsiders. A region of hard-working, down to earth people who can laugh at themselves has been hijacked over the last 20 years by sanctimonious, humourless, pretentious bores droning on and on about their f***ing heritage and their "geordie pride". In your determination to prove that you're the bestest, loyalest, cushtiest fans in all the world, you just give the world the impression that you have got absolutely nothing in your lives, that the only thing that can light up the darkness of your Cruddas Park grief-holes is the chance to weeble about the place dressed like giant mint humbugs grunting, "toon toon black and white army" even though you're on the bus and it's Thursday morning. We hate you because you embarrass us and you embarrass the whole region. Now fuck off. (@DCmackem, 2012)
- Status
