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I f***ing hate mags

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The Sandance Kid said:
For those that don't know Caer Urfa is the Roman name for South Shields.

I'm surprised you "hate" them as you put it.
Most fans in Shields tend to respect each other more than the hatred that appears to exist in the two cities, mainly because in South Shields the town is split pretty much 50/50. Very few people in Shields use the hate word like over football rivalry.

Dislike? Yes
Annoying as fuck? Yes
Hate? No

You must have mates or family who are Mags?? Do you hate them?

Caer Urfa is just trying to look hard I reckon :)
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I reckon you are part of the older generation. Everyone around my age (20s) uses the term hate bith mags and safc. I hate the pricks and every other shields safc supporter i know feels the same :confused:
 

Caer_Urfa said:
I reckon you are part of the older generation. Everyone around my age (20s) uses the term hate bith mags and safc. I hate the pricks and every other shields safc supporter i know feels the same :confused:
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Hate NUFC, but do you really hate your Mag mates? And you're saying they hate you?

You wouldn't be mates with them if you hated them surely?
 
chriswallace85 said:
Has this been posted yet?...

With an identity as a national laughing stock, aye. Every third-rate comedian has the thick, sentimental "jawdee" character getting worked up over nothing as a fall-back for a cheap laugh. Your "identity" is on a par with the boring Brummie and the thieving Scouser- fat, pastie-munching mags hanging around that big grey eyesore like flies around shit, spouting incomprehensible twaddle about "wor beloved toon". That's your identity to most people. You must be so proud.

What actually hurts us is that our accents are the same as yours to people outside the area and we get lumped in with you. It hurts to be associated in any way with the kind of people who hold mock funerals for the name of a football ground, who proclaim themselves a "nation" like the Catalan people and can't see how ridiculous that is, people who think they're living in some cultural oasis because woah, there's a big shopping centre over the water and a gallery with nowt of any worth in it... and fuck me if there's not a regional airport close by, there's a thing.

More than anything else, Newcastle United and its supporters have held back the North East as a region by sullying its image for outsiders. A region of hard-working, down to earth people who can laugh at themselves has been hijacked over the last 20 years by sanctimonious, humourless, pretentious bores droning on and on about their f***ing heritage and their "geordie pride". In your determination to prove that you're the bestest, loyalest, cushtiest fans in all the world, you just give the world the impression that you have got absolutely nothing in your lives, that the only thing that can light up the darkness of your Cruddas Park grief-holes is the chance to weeble about the place dressed like giant mint humbugs grunting, "toon toon black and white army" even though you're on the bus and it's Thursday morning. We hate you because you embarrass us and you embarrass the whole region. Now fuck off. (@DCmackem, 2012)
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Gerrin :cool:
 
chriswallace85 said:
Has this been posted yet?...

With an identity as a national laughing stock, aye. Every third-rate comedian has the thick, sentimental "jawdee" character getting worked up over nothing as a fall-back for a cheap laugh. Your "identity" is on a par with the boring Brummie and the thieving Scouser- fat, pastie-munching mags hanging around that big grey eyesore like flies around shit, spouting incomprehensible twaddle about "wor beloved toon". That's your identity to most people. You must be so proud.

What actually hurts us is that our accents are the same as yours to people outside the area and we get lumped in with you. It hurts to be associated in any way with the kind of people who hold mock funerals for the name of a football ground, who proclaim themselves a "nation" like the Catalan people and can't see how ridiculous that is, people who think they're living in some cultural oasis because woah, there's a big shopping centre over the water and a gallery with nowt of any worth in it... and fuck me if there's not a regional airport close by, there's a thing.

More than anything else, Newcastle United and its supporters have held back the North East as a region by sullying its image for outsiders. A region of hard-working, down to earth people who can laugh at themselves has been hijacked over the last 20 years by sanctimonious, humourless, pretentious bores droning on and on about their f***ing heritage and their "geordie pride". In your determination to prove that you're the bestest, loyalest, cushtiest fans in all the world, you just give the world the impression that you have got absolutely nothing in your lives, that the only thing that can light up the darkness of your Cruddas Park grief-holes is the chance to weeble about the place dressed like giant mint humbugs grunting, "toon toon black and white army" even though you're on the bus and it's Thursday morning. We hate you because you embarrass us and you embarrass the whole region. Now fuck off. (@DCmackem, 2012)
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Legendary post that like
 
mr chuckles said:
Some on here are ok
@Leonard osbourne @Sima @Obvious Mag they seem to come on here rain or shine and I might be wrong but don't seem to try and wind Sunderland posters up.

It's f***ing snide, shifty, selective posting internet wankers like @draper @underwaterwubbleduck @DWT who always try and wind people up on here.
you never see them for months after a derby humping which they have had numerous ones the last few years
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they're all tramps who wear trackies with dress shoes
 
chriswallace85 said:
Has this been posted yet?...

With an identity as a national laughing stock, aye. Every third-rate comedian has the thick, sentimental "jawdee" character getting worked up over nothing as a fall-back for a cheap laugh. Your "identity" is on a par with the boring Brummie and the thieving Scouser- fat, pastie-munching mags hanging around that big grey eyesore like flies around shit, spouting incomprehensible twaddle about "wor beloved toon". That's your identity to most people. You must be so proud.

What actually hurts us is that our accents are the same as yours to people outside the area and we get lumped in with you. It hurts to be associated in any way with the kind of people who hold mock funerals for the name of a football ground, who proclaim themselves a "nation" like the Catalan people and can't see how ridiculous that is, people who think they're living in some cultural oasis because woah, there's a big shopping centre over the water and a gallery with nowt of any worth in it... and fuck me if there's not a regional airport close by, there's a thing.

More than anything else, Newcastle United and its supporters have held back the North East as a region by sullying its image for outsiders. A region of hard-working, down to earth people who can laugh at themselves has been hijacked over the last 20 years by sanctimonious, humourless, pretentious bores droning on and on about their f***ing heritage and their "geordie pride". In your determination to prove that you're the bestest, loyalest, cushtiest fans in all the world, you just give the world the impression that you have got absolutely nothing in your lives, that the only thing that can light up the darkness of your Cruddas Park grief-holes is the chance to weeble about the place dressed like giant mint humbugs grunting, "toon toon black and white army" even though you're on the bus and it's Thursday morning. We hate you because you embarrass us and you embarrass the whole region. Now fuck off. (@DCmackem, 2012)
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I think that just about sums it up !
well said
 
GiantHogweed said:
When bothered, they punch horses.

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It takes a special breed to vent frustrations on noble steeds like.
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There's just something about them that if you didn't know this had happened and heard the crack from a fella down the pub: "someone's just punched a horse at a football match and been locked up, which city?" Just about everyone up and down the country would answer: "Newcastle".
 
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