I had to love this post, I loved it so much in fact, listen, I’m a daft US cit, but not because I love Sunderland, but for other reasons, I was 16, I saw Nedum Omaha lols, Onuha casually roll a dagger into Petr Cech & I though fucj, those people in the 2nd lvl at Stanford bridge vis f***ing love the lot they follow, let me get involved with that, Steve Bruce, O’Neil - did well, Di Canio, somewhere in here is Micheal Bridges

it’s ok lad you tried, Di Canio, fucj those times made nostalgia, Wickham at city, Vito became cult,, flowers for Mrs Advocaat, BIG FUCK YOU UP THE ASS NEWCASTLE SAM HAHAHAHA, fabs leg, Seb7, leg, Sebastian Coates legend, - Brad Lowery, god rest his soul, Jermaine, 4-0 at Palace
Fuck you Rodders, & Moise Scot fuck, & ya know thx to uh londaaaaan charly for selling to THE KID, ahem…THE KID, I’m American I know damn well KLD might as well be the 2nd coming & if he does us wrong? Cast me to the pits.
He already earned his legend status so we are all clear
Hey, Sunderland,oh! Ross Stewart, calm as you like, oppo of Elliot Embleton lemme kick your f***ing doors in while I come up from the academy of light , tight pants on the man oppo of Alex and I had the day of my life with 75 hard lads & lasses in Tampa Bay, FL, USA that day, don’t forget we beat Morecambe, the f***ing mighty shrimps at the arena of the GLOBE & got in the f***ing L1 MICKEY & MINNE mouse playoffs
& here we f***ing are, Brian brobbery kicking tha door in, saying fuck you eddi bitch, Louis on Pitchsixe? Fawk you? 9 out of 10 happened cause Sunderland dog walks friends and foes in the northeast & we’ll serve you with a smile, hate us if you like but you’ll look so dumb, 16 years experience, god I f***ing love Sunderland, never been there but it go under my skin many, many beers ago, thank you all for welcoming me in so many times over
Ohhh Villa losing to spurs just now cost me 2,000 in the Bahamas after I bet Manu & Cheeries to win
Sooo this is my therapy