How often do you change your bed?

[Hodgie1979]

Never but the missus every 2/3 weeks.

 

[mcq10]

^ male menopause alert

Must have been going through the change for 20 years then..........

I literally can’t sleep with the duvet on.

 

[PTR]

Me? Never.

The wife, hmm dunno. Don't take any notice.

 

[Walter Ego]

Change the what now?

Nah in all seriousness, it depends how far into a relationship I am.

 

[x ALiEN 8]

When they start sticking to me

 

[kossoff]

Once a week or every 2 weeks. Whenever the missus stays. And when you ask how often I change the sheets, I generally don't. She changes the sheets.

 

[Cheesy Feet]

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[safcforever]

It's easier just to turn the pillows over half way through the week.

Friday job. Nowt like waking up on the weekend in crisp sheets.

It has to be done at the end of the weekend. I spend more time in bed on a weekend so it’s like I get a final use out of them before finally cleaning them

 

[ajsafc]

I change the pillowcase twice a week and the sheets once a week.

I'd this no

Not enough!

Scruffy fuker.

Once a week or every 2 weeks. Whenever the missus stays. And when you ask how often I change the sheets, I generally don't. She changes the sheets.

Ya dinnit naa de ya

 

[Deleted member 27677]

It’s not normal at all MT, not when you have a wife. @gillythedilf will be going mad at the thought of a bloke doing housework

I can honestly say I’ve never changed the bed clays in my life.

I’m always at work like,that’s got a lot to do with it .

 

[Lord Potts]

I just hoy down some clean straw once a month.

 

[Deleted member 27677]

Every few days cos the dog sleeps at the bottom of the bed and gets his hairs everywhere and I’ve given up trying to train him to sleep in his bed

Bit minging that mind dog on your bed ,.

 

[Stormo]

Once a fortnight. Though I’m not well so been sweating like a fat lass in a bakery. So I’ll cjanhe them this time after 4 days

 

[Spike]

Bit minging that mind dog on your bed ,.

It is, our lass thought it was cute when he was a puppy now he doesn’t settle off the bed and keeps jumping up, I’ve made peace with the situation but never again

 

[MackneyHackem]

Fortnightly. Am I a dirty bastard?

 

[td586]

I need to Karate chop my bed sheets to get them to fit in the washer after my wet dreams of love.

Btw, are you going to the Havana reunion on Dec 1st mate?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

no mate. had tickets, but got training for voluntary work, that I need to be focussed on

 

[Geronimo]

It's easier just to turn the pillows over half way through the week.

Friday job. Nowt like waking up on the weekend in crisp sheets.

That sounds nasty !!!

Used to happen a lot in me younger days !!

 

[Thackeray]

Great thread. Fascinating. Who says the SMB has gone to the dogs? Can't wait for the next thrilling installment.

 

[monkeytassle]

Great thread. Fascinating. Who says the SMB has gone to the dogs? Can't wait for the next thrilling installment.

Compelled enough to post on it though I see?

 

[Thackeray]

Compelled enough to post on it though I see?

Of course, didn't want to miss out on the excitement. Can we do "what furniture polish do you use?" next?