How often do you change your bed?

[FannyByTheGaslight]

Get the hairdryer on that and its probably good for another week

aye a nice bit of heat on that would have made it smell better, it wasn't nice cleaning it up. Disaster!

 

[black cat in france]

Change? We just dig over now and then.

 

[Deleted User 11453]

Whenever the dog or I soil it.

 

[Skandhaless]

I change the pillowcase twice a week and the sheets once a week.

I'd this normal?

How the fuck should I know I'm married.

 

[What A Waster]

Whenever the dog or I soil it.

"Soil it"

How the fuck should I know I'm married.

Do you kip on the settee as well?

 

[Skandhaless]

"Soil it"



Do you kip on the settee as well?

Nah, but I wouldn't know where to find sheets.

 

[Deleted member 5265]

Every couple of days.

I sweat like fuck in bed.

^ male menopause alert

 

[tunstall birdman]

@tunstall birdman



same here

top treat. up there with a pokey bum wank.

I need to Karate chop my bed sheets to get them to fit in the washer after my wet dreams of love.

Btw, are you going to the Havana reunion on Dec 1st mate?

 

[Sidewinder2]

Depends if she has washed her hoop before I smash the back doors in

 

[Lambchops]

Cleaner changes them every week

 

[the boot]

You change your sheets religiously then. Fair enough.

No me missus does. Once a fortnight would do me. Probably comes from lying in a minging bed with no covers on for most of me youth.

 

[Kevin Arnott's right boot]

Every week usually on a Sunday.

^^This ^^

 

[the boot]

Every week usually on a Sunday.

Away mate? I love ya too bits but away?

 

[TopCat]

Every day. The butler reminds the housekeeper to tell the maids that my main bedrooms need changing on account of the crusty sheets and that

 

[Gingga]

Every few days, but I do have a skin condition.

 

[Reptilia]

Depends if she has washed her hoop before I smash the back doors in

 

[peachy]

I get them changed for me every week. Love my butler.

 

[Fred Basset]

Weekly. Quite enjoy the job of changing them then the satisfaction of getting into bed at night. Job's a goodun.

 

[dom]

Good night, don’t let the bed bugs bite.

 

[Stray Cat]

Every Saturday