He's one of our own

Sometimes I get frustrated with Elliot, and this is my song for those times.

Elliot Embleton, lives upon his past
Elliot Embleton, he's not very fast
Is he sleeping? I don't think so
Is he running? Yes, very slow
Whatcha doing, Elliott, my love

 


SR7 said:
I feel like we need a chant to tune of the chorus from Nelly the Elephant by the Toy Dolls. Can none of you lyrical geniuses make Elliot Embleton fit that?
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It scans easily and would be simple to do but I would not get paid for it and I’m not giving away a great lyric free of charge.
 
Baloo said:
Elliot Embleton dropped his shorts and said goodbye to his breakfast,
Off it went with a trumpety trump, trump trump trump,
Now Elliot Embleton packed his lunch and wandered off to the team bus,
Off he went with a trumpety trump, trump trump trump

The seat of the bog was calling, far far away,
They met one night during a shite,
Dropping anchor at the Poo Baaaayyyyyy.


I might have had a couple glasses of wine.
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Load of shite.💩
 
Something about being Embo from the block and Masden sucks his cock.
 
SR7 said:
I feel like we need a chant to tune of the chorus from Nelly the Elephant by the Toy Dolls. Can none of you lyrical geniuses make Elliot Embleton fit that?
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Elliot Embleton packed his trunk and went on loan, out to Blackpool.
When he came back, at first he was cack, but now he's f*cking mint, you know.

And repeat...
 
His name is Embleton
He plays for Sunlun
He's our number eight
He had to wait
For his chance

His name is Embleton
He plays for Sunlun
Is he from the village in Northumberlun?
No
No No
No
 
Wonderwall surely. And after all you hit a wonderball . I said Embo, you're gonna be the one that saves me. Because Embo you're gonna be the one that saves me. The rest is all the same but requires a line with Mogga. Any takers?
 
Lucky1985 said:
Eliot Embleton took a shot it swerved past Wycombes goalkeeper,
And off we went to the Championship, trump, trump, trump
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Redby-lad said:
Elliot Embleton the Mackem hunk
He scored at Wembley on purpose
Smashed the ball with a thumpity thump
Thump, thump thump
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Oh I like your second verse better than mine, but the two together work well
so it could be:

Eliot Embleton took a shot it swerved past Wycombes goalkeeper,
Smashed the ball with a thumpity thump
Thump, thump thump

🤘🏻
 
Dodgy said:
Second verse - three Ls. Third - three Es.

(even though I knaa that he hasn't actually got three Ts).
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He’s got one i in his name, he’s got one small i in his name, he’s got one i in his name, Elliot Embleton.

He’s got two t’s in his name, he’s got two small t’s in his name, he’s got two t’s in his name, Elliot Embleton.

He’s got three ls in his name, he’s got three small ls in his name, he’s got three ls in his name, Elliot Embleton.

He’s got a few more letters in his name, he’s got a few more letters in his name, a few more letters in his name, Elliot Embleton.
 

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