He's one of our own

[Charmless Man]

He's progressing well isn't he, growing in stature week by week.

Soon he’ll be as fast as Kenwyne Jones appeared to be.

 

[Legend]

He's progressing well isn't he, growing in stature week by week.

What tune is that to?

 

[Nelson!]

Que sera sera
He's scoring goals for fun
It's Elliott Embleton
Que sera sera

 

[Harbour Boy]

He's one of our own
He's one of our own
Elliott Embleton
He's one of our own

Need a chant for this boy surely?

But he's a mag?

 

[Baloo]

I feel like we need a chant to tune of the chorus from Nelly the Elephant by the Toy Dolls. Can none of you lyrical geniuses make Elliot Embleton fit that?

Elliot Embleton dropped his shorts and said goodbye to his breakfast,
Off it went with a trumpety trump, trump trump trump,
Now Elliot Embleton packed his lunch and wandered off to the team bus,
Off he went with a trumpety trump, trump trump trump

The seat of the bog was calling, far far away,
They met one night during a shite,
Dropping anchor at the Poo Baaaayyyyyy.


I might have had a couple glasses of wine.

 

[Junior Birdman]

He's got the same first name, as E.T.'s friend
He's got the same first name, as E.T.'s friend
He's got the same first name, as E.T.'s friend
He's Elliott Embleton!

Definitely the shittest thing I've posted

 

[KI.S.Y]

Something to the tune of mrs Robinson

 

[---Nemo---]

What tune is that to?

Stockhausen?

 

[Ark]

EE phone home
around the pitch he will roam
Left or right he will strike
Elliot Embleton scores when he likes

 

[kp10]

To the tune of Baby Shark

Embleton do do do do do
Embleton do do do do do
Embleton do do do do do
Embleton

 

[---Nemo---]

Embo the elephant let fly with a thump.. we said goodbye to the Champo...

Taxi!

 

[chriswallace85]

Soon he’ll be as fast as Kenwyne Jones appeared to be.

Which nugget came out with that one.

 

[Lucky1985]

Between us, we should be able to adapt The Beatles' 'Dr Robert' to be a song for Jack Clarke or Alex Pritchard?

Eliot Embleton took a shot it swerved past Wycombes goalkeeper,
And off we went to the Championship, trump, trump, trump

 

[Ready salted]

Elliot Embleton dropped his shorts and said goodbye to his breakfast,
Off it went with a trumpety trump, trump trump trump,
Now Elliot Embleton packed his lunch and wandered off to the team bus,
Off he went with a trumpety trump, trump trump trump

The seat of the bog was calling, far far away,
They met one night during a shite,
Dropping anchor at the Poo Baaaayyyyyy.


I might have had a couple glasses of wine.

Fancy drinking a couple of bottles of wine on a Monday night.

 

[Baloo]

Fancy drinking a couple of bottles of wine on a Monday night.

This is my Friday night!

 

[johnnyat87]

Underground, overground, embling free
The Embles of Embleton Common are we

Makes a goal, scores a goal, Embling free
He's Elliott Embleton, Sun'lun are we

 

[cluffy]

Elliot Embleton
Plays for SAFC
Two footed genius who
Scores at Wembley

Left foot or right foot
He doesn’t mind
Leaves the defenders
trailing behind

 

[OzzyMac]

And here's to you, Mrs. Embleton
We love Elliot more than you will know
Whoa, whoa, whoa
God bless you, please, Mrs. Embleton
There's no other place your son will play
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey

 

[Sing in the Roker]

To Blackburn a travelling SAFC came,they had an intelligent player n EMBO was his name.
On the dark night he slipped his boots on n took to the field n scored a brace n took Ewood by storm
Ohhhhhh

Anar it’s late n sober as at graft passing the time

 

[viccarlton]

Shouldn't be boozing before a match night

Let him without sin cast the first stone.