Have you been making your G&T incorrectly?



Fever Tree tends to be the key. Far better than Schweppes. Just a shame it’s so expensive.
 
I guess I do ok, but no stamp of approval. I go gin, ice, lime, tonic. As in - if I forget something in, get the most important stuff in first.
 
Not going to click the link but presumably the Daily Mail version of a gin and tonic is

Glass
Ice
Lemon
Gin
Tonic
Rim Satan's arsehole
Blame the bad taste in your mouth on refugees and homosexuality
Drink gin and tonic
Spit out gin and tonic in shock and outrage at some example of political correctness gone mad
 
Space Hopper said:
An underage weasel walked into a bar.

The bartender says, "I'm sorry. I can't serve underage weasels."

The weasel says, "That's fine. I don't need something alcoholic. What else do you have?"

The bartender says "Oh, we have lots! We have water, soft drinks, tea, coffee. What would you like?"

"Pop," goes the weasel.
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:lol:

Bloke goes into a bar with a giraffe, both get pissed as fuck.

The giraffe slumps on the floor, drunk and bloke starts walking out

Bartender shouts: "Hoy you're not leaving that lying there are you?"

Bloke replies: "It's not a lion but a giraffe?"
 

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