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Hatred or just friendly banter against the Mags?

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DCmackem said:
One Sunderland fan does not taint the image of the entire region. Of course he won't be the only racist Sunderland fan and we're not blameless, but maybe you should check how many racist attacks are reported on Tyneside every year and wonder how many of the perpetrators were mags. Besides which, the last time I checked nobody was actively promoting racism as the image of the region, and the problem is what Newcastle United and its supporters actively promote as their idea of a positive image for the area.

Take the pastie-munching... some Sunderland fans are fat, yeah. But we don't elevate the morbidly obese to the level of folk heroes. We don't encourage them to get their tits out at every available opportunity. We don't make them celebrity fans for no other reason than that they've got the clubs' initials tattooed over one of their several bellies. And you don't see our owner getting his stomach out to pose for pictures with some fucktarded lard bucket. That's the difference.
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*claps fins*
 

For every one decent mag you meet there are 20 behind him/her of the Jawdee Nashun variety with their shite patter and f***ing delusions of granduer. They are in need of a reality check which should have happened when they got relegated but seems to have been negated by the season their having so far this time around.

Also growing up with mag mates/family must help to soften your view a bit as well. I've got a cousin whose a ManUre fan ffs, but i still love him and pat his head when i see him.

DCmackem said:
With an identity as a national laughing stock, aye. Every third-rate comedian has the thick, sentimental "jawdee" character getting worked up over nothing as a fall-back for a cheap laugh. Your "identity" is on a par with the boring Brummie and the thieving Scouser- fat, pastie-munching mags hanging around that big grey eyesore like flies around shit, spouting incomprehensible twaddle about "wor beloved toon". That's your identity to most people. You must be so proud.

What actually hurts us is that our accents are the same as yours to people outside the area and we get lumped in with you. It hurts to be associated in any way with the kind of people who hold mock funerals for the name of a football ground, who proclaim themselves a "nation" like the Catalan people and can't see how ridiculous that is, people who think they're living in some cultural oasis because woah, there's a big shopping centre over the water and a gallery with nowt of any worth in it... and fuck me if there's not a regional airport close by, there's a thing.

More than anything else, Newcastle United and its supporters have held back the North East as a region by sullying its image for outsiders. A region of hard-working, down to earth people who can laugh at themselves has been hijacked over the last 20 years by sanctimonious, humourless, pretentious bores droning on and on about their f***ing heritage and their "geordie pride". In your determination to prove that you're the bestest, loyalest, cushtiest fans in all the world, you just give the world the impression that you have got absolutely nothing in your lives, that the only thing that can light up the darkness of your Cruddas Park grief-holes is the chance to weeble about the place dressed like giant mint humbugs grunting, "toon toon black and white army" even though you're on the bus and it's Thursday morning. We hate you because you embarrass us and you embarrass the whole region. Now fuck off.
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You sir have the heart and soul of a poet!! If i wasn't clapping my fins and barking for fish i'd cyber shake your hand!!

GERLD
 
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Funny one for me, I hate the geordie nation but all my mates and my brother are mags and I quite like them.
 
RadioFreeEurope said:
Absolutely shite post, but not surprising to see the trained seals on here clapping their fins and barking approval :roll: I saw on the news just the other day a Sunderland fan (who looked like he'd munched a fair few pasties himself) leaving court after pleading guilty to posting racist tweets. Now that's an embarrassment to the region - and one you can't pin on us.

Oh, and if you are going to try and get all erudite on our black and white arses, at least make sure you've spelt common four-letter words correctly. It's whoa, you plonker.
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:lol: :lol:

Just remember your on an safc message board, you absolute plonker
 
Im a Geordie & have a fair few that Im happy enough to call friends.......Its the collective bunch of skanky bastards I hate - the club/players - the lot
 
im 37 and have grown up in south tyneside and been in the minority,
of cours i have some great mates/family who are mags and i love them all to bits.

a few can talk about us without being blinded by hatred but this is only ever on a one to one basis, put even the nicest few together and they simply cannot help themselves!

i hardly talk about football with most of them now
 
DCmackem said:
With an identity as a national laughing stock, aye. Every third-rate comedian has the thick, sentimental "jawdee" character getting worked up over nothing as a fall-back for a cheap laugh. Your "identity" is on a par with the boring Brummie and the thieving Scouser- fat, pastie-munching mags hanging around that big grey eyesore like flies around shit, spouting incomprehensible twaddle about "wor beloved toon". That's your identity to most people. You must be so proud.

What actually hurts us is that our accents are the same as yours to people outside the area and we get lumped in with you. It hurts to be associated in any way with the kind of people who hold mock funerals for the name of a football ground, who proclaim themselves a "nation" like the Catalan people and can't see how ridiculous that is, people who think they're living in some cultural oasis because woah, there's a big shopping centre over the water and a gallery with nowt of any worth in it... and fuck me if there's not a regional airport close by, there's a thing.

More than anything else, Newcastle United and its supporters have held back the North East as a region by sullying its image for outsiders. A region of hard-working, down to earth people who can laugh at themselves has been hijacked over the last 20 years by sanctimonious, humourless, pretentious bores droning on and on about their f***ing heritage and their "geordie pride". In your determination to prove that you're the bestest, loyalest, cushtiest fans in all the world, you just give the world the impression that you have got absolutely nothing in your lives, that the only thing that can light up the darkness of your Cruddas Park grief-holes is the chance to weeble about the place dressed like giant mint humbugs grunting, "toon toon black and white army" even though you're on the bus and it's Thursday morning. We hate you because you embarrass us and you embarrass the whole region. Now fuck off.
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Spot on...

My flippers are going ape shit...
 
mad hatter said:
most mags i have met have been canny, i'm even friends with a few of them. just can't understand anyone who hates someone else simply because of who they support, get over yourselves man.
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I have to interject.
you're missing the point here mate. the 'canny' "mags" that you refer to, and I'm sure they are canny aswell, are more often than not your fairweather rudderless washington crossovers, shields branch, boldon crew, student types etc, we all know a few of them and they are canny

the dislike and the hatred that musters, which you obviously don't have a grasp of, isn't of the fairweather crossover army I've outlined above, it's of 'THE GREAT UNWASHED', actual genuine bonafide geordie knumbskulls, I'm talking about them Geordies who WE can't even understand what THEY'RE saying when they speak, them who ride around the toon on mountain bikes on the day of the games chanting TOON TOON TOON when they encounter people, them who paint their entire baldy head like a barcode, them fat bastards with their fat f***ing toon guts out at away games.....

anyone who wants to call themselves a Makem, surely must have more than a passive dislike of these people and would want to at all times, outwit, outbanter, better and take moral high ground over our unwashed cousins....

that's what I'm talkin aboot

really need to get to sleep
 
Rickybilly said:
As you get older your attitude changes. Still love to see them get beat though.
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I don't know any, and I used to think I hated them, but now in the name of world peace I think Sunderland supporters should wear mag tops and mags should wear Sunderland tops, and yes I'm practicing my new miss world speech.
 
aukq said:
I have to interject.
you're missing the point here mate. the 'canny' "mags" that you refer to, and I'm sure they are canny aswell, are more often than not your fairweather rudderless washington crossovers, shields branch, boldon crew, student types etc, we all know a few of them and they are canny

the dislike and the hatred that musters, which you obviously don't have a grasp of, isn't of the fairweather crossover army I've outlined above, it's of 'THE GREAT UNWASHED', actual genuine bonafide geordie knumbskulls, I'm talking about them Geordies who WE can't even understand what THEY'RE saying when they speak, them who ride around the toon on mountain bikes on the day of the games chanting TOON TOON TOON when they encounter people, them who paint their entire baldy head like a barcode, them fat bastards with their fat f***ing toon guts out at away games.....

anyone who wants to call themselves a Makem, surely must have more than a passive dislike of these people and would want to at all times, outwit, outbanter, better and take moral high ground over our unwashed cousins....

that's what I'm talkin aboot

really need to get to sleep
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Yeah you have a point there like mate.
 
DCmackem said:
With an identity as a national laughing stock, aye. Every third-rate comedian has the thick, sentimental "jawdee" character getting worked up over nothing as a fall-back for a cheap laugh. Your "identity" is on a par with the boring Brummie and the thieving Scouser- fat, pastie-munching mags hanging around that big grey eyesore like flies around shit, spouting incomprehensible twaddle about "wor beloved toon". That's your identity to most people. You must be so proud.

What actually hurts us is that our accents are the same as yours to people outside the area and we get lumped in with you. It hurts to be associated in any way with the kind of people who hold mock funerals for the name of a football ground, who proclaim themselves a "nation" like the Catalan people and can't see how ridiculous that is, people who think they're living in some cultural oasis because woah, there's a big shopping centre over the water and a gallery with nowt of any worth in it... and fuck me if there's not a regional airport close by, there's a thing.

More than anything else, Newcastle United and its supporters have held back the North East as a region by sullying its image for outsiders. A region of hard-working, down to earth people who can laugh at themselves has been hijacked over the last 20 years by sanctimonious, humourless, pretentious bores droning on and on about their f***ing heritage and their "geordie pride". In your determination to prove that you're the bestest, loyalest, cushtiest fans in all the world, you just give the world the impression that you have got absolutely nothing in your lives, that the only thing that can light up the darkness of your Cruddas Park grief-holes is the chance to weeble about the place dressed like giant mint humbugs grunting, "toon toon black and white army" even though you're on the bus and it's Thursday morning. We hate you because you embarrass us and you embarrass the whole region. Now fuck off.
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Literary nirvana right there. Well said DC
 
I might get DC Mackems post tattoed onto me so that the next time I'm arguing with a fat bastard Mag in a pub I can just whip my shirt off and watch as his arse falls out. 8-)
 
RadioFreeEurope said:
Absolutely shite post, but not surprising to see the trained seals on here clapping their fins and barking approval :roll: I saw on the news just the other day a Sunderland fan (who looked like he'd munched a fair few pasties himself) leaving court after pleading guilty to posting racist tweets. Now that's an embarrassment to the region - and one you can't pin on us.

Oh, and if you are going to try and get all erudite on our black and white arses, at least make sure you've spelt common four-letter words correctly. It's whoa, you plonker.
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DCmackem said:
With an identity as a national laughing stock, aye. Every third-rate comedian has the thick, sentimental "jawdee" character getting worked up over nothing as a fall-back for a cheap laugh. Your "identity" is on a par with the boring Brummie and the thieving Scouser- fat, pastie-munching mags hanging around that big grey eyesore like flies around shit, spouting incomprehensible twaddle about "wor beloved toon". That's your identity to most people. You must be so proud.

What actually hurts us is that our accents are the same as yours to people outside the area and we get lumped in with you. It hurts to be associated in any way with the kind of people who hold mock funerals for the name of a football ground, who proclaim themselves a "nation" like the Catalan people and can't see how ridiculous that is, people who think they're living in some cultural oasis because woah, there's a big shopping centre over the water and a gallery with nowt of any worth in it... and fuck me if there's not a regional airport close by, there's a thing.

More than anything else, Newcastle United and its supporters have held back the North East as a region by sullying its image for outsiders. A region of hard-working, down to earth people who can laugh at themselves has been hijacked over the last 20 years by sanctimonious, humourless, pretentious bores droning on and on about their f***ing heritage and their "geordie pride". In your determination to prove that you're the bestest, loyalest, cushtiest fans in all the world, you just give the world the impression that you have got absolutely nothing in your lives, that the only thing that can light up the darkness of your Cruddas Park grief-holes is the chance to weeble about the place dressed like giant mint humbugs grunting, "toon toon black and white army" even though you're on the bus and it's Thursday morning. We hate you because you embarrass us and you embarrass the whole region. Now fuck off.
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The single greatest post this board has ever seen. You should have Legend instead of striker or midfield or whatever under your name. This thread has to go gold simply because of this one post.

mickonline said:
To be honest I have a lot of good friends who are Mags. Can go out for a drink with them, have a good laugh with them, have a good time in general talking to them.

But the second football comes up in conversation, I hate them with a passion!!!!

Biggest bunch of blinkered, self centred arseholes you will ever meet. Not one of them can have a serious debate about football without whining on about how brilliant they are and how shit we are.

I could punch there lights out the second they start!!!!!
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Same as me. Know some sound skunks, salt of the earth, but as soon as football comes up I start to fantasise about stabbing the cunts in the eye. :lol:
 
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