Going to buy a hotdog and end up getting the cane.

Discussion in 'SMB' started by pinewaves1868, Nov 7, 2018.

  1. pinewaves1868

    pinewaves1868 Goalkeeper

    Showing me age here but anybody else get the cane (at school) for repeated lateness after waiting in the massive feck-off queue in the tuck shop at dinner time? Loved them but the dried onions boiled into slime and the "tomato" sauce that tasted nothing like them but was at least red, a sort of nuclear red were a bit gut-rotting. Any other school delicacies worth getting beaten by an 18 stone sociopath (allegedly) who regularly flew off the handle for no reason?
  2. Kevj

    Kevj Striker

    Were hotdogs even a thing 150 years ago?
  3. mcq10

    mcq10 Striker


    I didn’t grow up in black and white times
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  4. Goat Eyes

    Goat Eyes Striker

    I used to get a hotdog when I stepped out of line, my teachers didn’t believe in the cane.
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  5. The Voice Of Reason

    The Voice Of Reason Striker Staff Member Contributor

    Seen a bloke mopping his brow with an open bun one hot day outside the SOL
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  6. Kevj

    Kevj Striker

    Brydon House?
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  7. Goat Eyes

    Goat Eyes Striker

    Fucking hell, how did you know my school!

    Lowe. :cool:

    How old are you Kev as actually, your surname is familiar.
  8. Slow joe

    Slow joe Midfield

    Love hotdogs like. Perfect ending to a trip to IKEA.
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  9. Goat Eyes

    Goat Eyes Striker

    The IKEA ones are pretty crap in reality. But they are a perfect ending to a trip to IKEA.
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  10. mickeymoor

    mickeymoor Full Back

    Hopping the fence to get some chips, getting the cane was a badge you wore got use to it showed no emotion, laughing stock those who cried. Brutal now adults beating kids dad gave us the belt, swore when I had children I would never raise a hand to them.
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  11. Goat Eyes

    Goat Eyes Striker

    Just kick them instead.
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  12. Kevj

    Kevj Striker

    We’ve held this conversation before. I was in the year above you, Duncan house.
  13. mickeymoor

    mickeymoor Full Back

    Up the backside many a time
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  14. girojim

    girojim Striker

    I remember when I first started college I used to be late every day. One day turned up hours late they asked why I said oh I missed the metro. He says but they run ever ten minutes how are you so late? I said oh I missed a few
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  15. Goat Eyes

    Goat Eyes Striker

    Have we... My mental deterioration has started early. :lol:
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  16. EchoMan

    EchoMan Winger

    The perfect ending is getting the fuck out of the place.
  17. Kevj

    Kevj Striker

    I remember some random and pretty unimportant shit in all honesty.
  18. I got a cinnamon bun once for a change. What a let down that was. Properly spoiled the day out :neutral:
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  19. dom

    dom Striker

    No not for a hotdog but for the barmaid not being quick enough with my pint of scotch!
  20. spitfire

    spitfire Striker

    Got clouted off hotdog hughesy who was a teacher at Ryhope for giving him stick about him selling hot dogs on the side.
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