Getting the snip

[Hawyatt Earp]

Had mine today. Best part was, as I was walking into the little theatre, the surgeon said “oh, they’re doing some training today and there’s a few extra nurses” and the room was full of women watching the operation. Not my finest hour

 

[Chubbs]

Had mine today. Best part was, as I was walking into the little theatre, the surgeon said “oh, they’re doing some training today and there’s a few extra nurses” and the room was full of women watching the operation. Not my finest hour

Did you add into the small talk how cold youre feeling today

 

[Hansel]

At least you weren't getting your haemorrhoids cauterised.

 

[Roker Mackem]

At least you weren't getting your haemorrhoids cauterised.

Theres always someone worse off

 

[Hawyatt Earp]

Did you add into the small talk how cold youre feeling today

Yep. Felt like they’d heard every joke I made before

 

[Hansel]

Theres always someone worse off

Usually the bloke who had an 'accident' with the hoover.

 

[safc9450]

Had mine today. Best part was, as I was walking into the little theatre, the surgeon said “oh, they’re doing some training today and there’s a few extra nurses” and the room was full of women watching the operation. Not my finest hour

Should have rose to the occasion like a gentleman !

 

[Longy]

Had mine today. Best part was, as I was walking into the little theatre, the surgeon said “oh, they’re doing some training today and there’s a few extra nurses” and the room was full of women watching the operation. Not my finest hour

@Ciro_DiMarzio

 

[Hooray Hendrix]

Had mine today. Best part was, as I was walking into the little theatre, the surgeon said “oh, they’re doing some training today and there’s a few extra nurses” and the room was full of women watching the operation. Not my finest hour

Not exactly a horror story but had mine done 30 years ago and three months later was still firing live rounds... had to have it done again

 

[Hawyatt Earp]

Should have rose to the occasion like a gentleman !

I think that’s frowned upon mate

 

[Goat Eyes]

@Ciro_DiMarzio

He’ll be the only bloke in Sunderland with working tubes soon. Someone gets pregnant, “aye, it’s Ciros!”

 

[wisemensaysteve]

Finally been given the all clear after 6 months and a live spunk test at the hospital. Get a certificate too. Haha.

BTW or a copy of Razzle
Were you able to take your Mrs along?

I'm not sure I could have managed that with a corridor full of doctors and nurses

 

[harmy]

BTW or a copy of Razzle
Were you able to take your Mrs along?

I'm not sure I could have managed that with a corridor full of doctors and nurses

No. Had to go solo.
Was easy.

 

[Goat Eyes]

BTW or a copy of Razzle
Were you able to take your Mrs along?

I'm not sure I could have managed that with a corridor full of doctors and nurses

No. Had to go solo.
Was easy.

I think I’ve already told it on this thread but when I went in for my initial consultation at Sunderland they send you in a little cubicle with a shutter (like an old fashioned serving hatch) between you and the lab.

You’re asked to go in and produce a sample. I was torn as to what type of sample they wanted, thinking it’s a vasectomy I’m going for so surely it’s spunk.

Anyway, glad I knocked on the hatch and asked as it was a piss sample they required.

 

[SAFC2403]

Had it done at Belmont today. Relatively painless. A bit uncomfortable now but painkillers have been helping. I’m milking it with the mrs for at least a couple of days so I’ll be sat doing fuck all on the couch for next few days.

 

[Raker]

Had it done at Belmont today. Relatively painless. A bit uncomfortable now but painkillers have been helping. I’m milking it with the mrs for at least a couple of days so I’ll be sat doing fuck all on the couch for next few days.

Too much information!

 

[Safc88]

Had it done at Belmont today. Relatively painless. A bit uncomfortable now but painkillers have been helping. I’m milking it with the mrs for at least a couple of days so I’ll be sat doing fuck all on the couch for next few days.

Its f***ing horrid man

Dont act all hard and manly

Im sti traumatised a year later

 

[Longy]

@Ciro_DiMarzio

 

[Hank Scorpio]

Had it done at Belmont today. Relatively painless. A bit uncomfortable now but painkillers have been helping. I’m milking it with the mrs for at least a couple of days so I’ll be sat doing fuck all on the couch for next few days.

This. Piece of piss really

 

[SAFC2403]

This. Piece of piss really

I was slightly apprehensive about it but apart from a little discomfort whilst it was being done(kinda felt like a slight kick in the nuts) it’s been relatively pain free.

Been taking painkillers at 4 hour intervals but it’s been fine. Probably could have cut the grass this afternoon if I wasn’t a lazy bassa.
Things might change in the days ahead but so far so good. I’d say mild pain now and again.

Its f***ing horrid man

Dont act all hard and manly

Im sti traumatised a year later

Genuinely so far it’s been fine. Was expecting more pain. Swelling and bruising yet to kick in.