Gazza

[Latka Gravas]

Is she fat?

She was fuckin stunning, pity she was about 20 year younger than me

 

[Blakey]

She was fuckin stunning, pity she was about 20 year younger than me

Tell her you are fat, some random women on the bus have been taking the piss out of you and your confidence is at an all time low. Could be the start of something beautiful marra.

 

[Latka Gravas]

Tell her you are fat, some random women on the bus have been taking the piss out of you and your confidence is at an all time low. Could be the start of something beautiful marra.

It was 3 hours ago, missed that boat

 

[Cow]

He was there. Looking alreet tbh.

Not for everyone it seems.

I don’t get it like, who in this day and age thinks it’s alright to smack the lips on a lass without consent

 

[Roker SOL]

I’m on the metro and a very pretty girl has sat opposite me, am I ok to plant the lips on her?

Only if you're famous, toothless and pissed.

 

[Ashley In!!]

His agent looks very supportive in Daily Mail

Paul Gascoigne is CLEARED of all charges over train kiss

Paul Gascoigne, 52, was charged with the offence after he forcefully kissed a woman on a train travelling through County Durham, but was cleared today,

www.dailymail.co.uk

It's almost as if a collection of people who have sat on a jury in a court of law and heard all of the evidence in the case are better placed than a few twitter accounts mined by the Daily Mail, isn't it?

 

[the boot]

I don’t get it like, who in this day and age thinks it’s alright to smack the lips on a lass without consent

I hesitate when I get introduced to friends wives or the missus’ mates for the first time.

 

[Cow]

I hesitate when I get introduced to friends wives or the missus’ mates for the first time.

That’s the problem with kissing it’s too intimate, I tend to go straight in with a quick finger blast.

 

[the boot]

That’s the problem with kissing it’s too intimate, I tend to go straight in with a quick finger blast.

But what about when you meet women.

 

[The soap powder]

would of loved to of been in the court room to listen to this

 

[Mainze]

It's almost as if a collection of people who have sat on a jury in a court of law and heard all of the evidence in the case are better placed than a few twitter accounts mined by the Daily Mail, isn't it?

They are sat in the jury seats yes, whether they are intellectually up to to making the correct decision is open to debate.

No doubt Gascoigne's backers chucked plenty of cash at this to keep their prize organ grinding simian bringing home the dollar.

 

[Falconhoof]

he was only trying to give a fat ugly lass some confidence

Jilly five bellies?

 

[pavarotti1980]

Jilly five bellies?

Fanny Baker

 

[Falconhoof]

Fanny Baker

Quimm Evans

 

[Ashley In!!]

Paul Gascoigne says sex assault charges were a year of hell

EXCLUSIVE: Gazza opens up about his year of hell, and says he only gave girl a 'peck' as she was being bullied

www.mirror.co.uk

They are sat in the jury seats yes, whether they are intellectually up to to making the correct decision is open to debate.

No doubt Gascoigne's backers chucked plenty of cash at this to keep their prize organ grinding simian bringing home the dollar.

Or maybe the evidence pointed to the decision that was made. Hope you never end up in court if that's how you really think it works.

 

[Mainze]

Paul Gascoigne says sex assault charges were a year of hell

EXCLUSIVE: Gazza opens up about his year of hell, and says he only gave girl a 'peck' as she was being bullied

www.mirror.co.uk

Or maybe the evidence pointed to the decision that was made. Hope you never end up in court if that's how you really think it works.

Maybe it did.....I’m not prepared to give Gascoigne the benefit of the doubt that.

 

[Ashley In!!]

Maybe it did.....I’m not prepared to give Gascoigne the benefit of the doubt that.

I guess he's lucky that the jury didn't hold such preconceptions then.

 

[Mainze]

I guess he's lucky that the jury didn't hold such preconceptions then.

How to you know they didn’t have any preconceptions? Maybe they were Gazza fans.

 

[Panhead]

They are sat in the jury seats yes, whether they are intellectually up to to making the correct decision is open to debate.

No doubt Gascoigne's backers chucked plenty of cash at this to keep their prize organ grinding simian bringing home the dollar.

Should never have even gone to court. Total waste of tax payers money.

 

[Discopants91]

Sounds manky as owt, if that was a friend/relative I'd be extremely disappointed he didn't at least get a crack.