Gazza

[pavarotti1980]

Found not guilty of sexual assault and also the lesser charge of common assault

Since there is a verdict it isnt the unspoken court case anymore

Paul Gascoigne on trial for alleged sexual assault - live updates

Former England footballer Gazza has been cleared of sexual assault after kissing a woman on a train

www.chroniclelive.co.uk

 

[johnnyat87]

"Thank you Your Honour, thank you to the jury... and thank you to my dentist!"

 

[pavarotti1980]

"Thank you Your Honour, thank you to the jury... and thank you to my dentist!"

Yeah i spat my coffee out reading that bit

 

[johnnyat87]

Yeah i spat my coffee out reading that bit

Guy needs locking up in an institution man for his own good. Absolutely ridiculous

 

[pavarotti1980]

Guy needs locking up in an institution man for his own good. Absolutely ridiculous

he was only trying to give a fat ugly lass some confidence

 

[Rubberglove]

Now it’s all over, he can get back to his fishing rods, cans and chicken

 

[NewAdventuresInWiFi]

he was only trying to give a fat ugly lass some confidence

Will be surprised if Channel 4 bosses don’t immediately jump on this & approach him to present the next series of The Undateables.

 

[Jarra Dicka]

What a complete waste of public money that was

 

[Pseudonym Number 1]

Jury full of mags?

 

[S.S.R..]

What a complete waste of public money that was

Some lass groped my arse in the pub the other weekend. I'd take it to the high court, but she was obviously sectioned for her own good.

Imagine a bloke going to the police to report a drunk old woman kissing him. They'd just laugh in his face.

 

[pavarotti1980]

His agent looks very supportive in Daily Mail

Paul Gascoigne is CLEARED of all charges over train kiss

Paul Gascoigne, 52, was charged with the offence after he forcefully kissed a woman on a train travelling through County Durham, but was cleared today,

www.dailymail.co.uk

Jury full of mags?

Smogs

 

[S.S.R..]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1184831902232010752

Some mad harpies on Twitter.

STARK and VIOLENT

 

[Suspender Sue]

What do you call a thick, drunken, toothless Geordie in a courtroom?

The accused.


What do you call a group of 12 thick, deluded Geordies in the same room?

The jury.


What do you call 13 thick, drunken, deluded Geordies in a bar straight afterwards?

A menace to fat lasses.

 

[joemcdokes]

Some lass groped my arse in the pub the other weekend. I'd take it to the high court, but she was obviously sectioned for her own good.

Imagine a bloke going to the police to report a drunk old woman kissing him. They'd just laugh in his face.

It’s a good job the verdict went the way it did, imagine the backlash had it gone the other way.

 

[Butcher's Coat]

He's one lucky fucker, - I expected him to get sent down like.

 

[joemcdokes]

He's one lucky fucker, - I expected him to get sent down like.

You think kissing someone is sexual assault?

 

[Butcher's Coat]

You think kissing someone is sexual assault?

No - not really IMHO.
But I suppose it is the way and circumstances it is administered that could cause offence.

 

[PinzaC55]

There are easier ways for a fat lass to gain confidence than being kissed by a 52 year old hasbeen who looks more more like 65.

 

[LondonMackem]

Some lass groped my arse in the pub the other weekend. I'd take it to the high court, but she was obviously sectioned for her own good.

Imagine a bloke going to the police to report a drunk old woman kissing him. They'd just laugh in his face.

Exactly

https://twitter.com/x/status/1184831902232010752

Some mad harpies on Twitter.

STARK and VIOLENT

Gotta be a parody acc surely

 

[Blakey]

Surprised case was held in a town of one of his former clubs. Just as well he was popular there- could you imagine Rodwell being in front of a jury in Sunderland?