Florida Man...

[BRMC]

August 15th

CRESTVIEW, Florida -- A Florida man arrested for destroying a liquor store under construction told police he was Alice in Wonderland and that a "hookah-smoking caterpillar" ordered him to attack the site.

Crestview police said in a post on Facebook that Matthew Horace Jones is accused of breaking into a fenced-in area and using a forklift to cause more than $100,000 in damage. He faces grand theft felony and other charges.

 

[AlpineExile]

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[Get Into Em]

VIDEO: Florida Man Arrested Again After Viral Mugshot Last Week |

f***ing hell

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[Struts]

Florida Man Finds WWII Grenade, Takes It to Taco Bell Before Calling Police

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

Florida Man discovers ready to go thread that @Keawyeds hasn’t stolen from twitter

 

[Keawyeds]

Florida Man discovers ready to go thread that @Keawyeds hasn’t stolen from twitter

Cheeky shithouse
I just like to make sure people aren't missing out on things!

 

[AlpineExile]

Meth smoking Florida man attacks mattress in jealous rage

 

[Charmless Man]

This is just a trap to gather your personal details. Don’t fall for it. Stay internet safe.

 

[turtleiris]

Nude Florida man burns himself while dancing in flames, chanting 'gibberish'

 

[gizmoganzee]

https://nypost.com/2017/05/23/murder-suspect-who-used-big-penis-defense-found-not-guilty/

 

[The Master]

Florida Man Finds WWII Grenade, Takes It to Taco Bell Before Calling Police

Florida Man Finds WWII Grenade, Takes It to Taco Bell Before Calling Police

Beat me to it

 

[Traumtor]

Florida man asks about stealing beer; learns it means jail

 

[Deleted member 18718]

Florida man leans in to kiss rattlesnake, is immediately bitten in the face

 

[Pants]

This is just a trap to gather your personal details. Don’t fall for it. Stay internet safe.

Shurrup man! Just pick a good one at random and pretend it's your birthday.

 

[AlpineExile]

Florida woman this time:

Cops to Florida woman: ‘Do you have anything else?’ She pulled a gator from her pants.

 

[Adamsy]

Florida man convicted of killing former FSU mascot in gumbo spice dispute

 

[Slatz63]

Florida man charged with sending 13 pipe bombs to Trump critics

 

[hefty em]

August 15th

CRESTVIEW, Florida -- A Florida man arrested for destroying a liquor store under construction told police he was Alice in Wonderland and that a "hookah-smoking caterpillar" ordered him to attack the site.

Crestview police said in a post on Facebook that Matthew Horace Jones is accused of breaking into a fenced-in area and using a forklift to cause more than $100,000 in damage. He faces grand theft felony and other charges.

Same borthda as me.

 

[MagicRat]

‘Florida man arrested for giving girlfriend a wet willy’ (August 31st)

 

[bobpc30]

FL Man Convinced Cops to have 3 way instead of giving him a ticket