Florida Man...

[PTR]

As if it didn't already

But now they can say where it came from, rather than lying

 

[SAFC_Jack]

Florida man accused of failing to deliver trucks purchased from him

How sufficiently dull

 

[LondonMackem]

Florida man shoots facebook live video from inside the eye of a hurricane

 

[AlpineExile]

Totally me:

Florida Man on Twitter

<< Last August we had the, uh, pleasure of learning about a Florida man known for biking while naked on an interstate in Miami. Well, not entirely naked: He donned a headband, neon pink socks (to match his bar tape and water bottle), and neon yellow shoes as he zipped down I-95, dodging highway traffic.
Now he’s back in the news in the nude, having been spotted while displaying some rather expert bike handling skills over the weekend.
Once again confounding Miami drivers on I-95, the mysterious cyclist showed up perched on the handlebar of his fixie, pedaling backwards down the interstate. He had swapped his Fuji Norcom Straight triathlon bike from last summer for a different model, and also found a pair of bright pink shoes, a pink bike basket, and what looked like a pink garter or lingerie to match the rest of his getup.
Drivers were there to catch the moment on video. “He comin’,” someone off-camera said in passenger-side footage that has since gone viral. “Watch this shit.” >>

Naked Cyclist Bikes Backwards on Miami Highway

 

[maygo]

Florida man charged with setting woman on fire after dispute

 

[Arkle]

Florida man arrested practicing karate on swans.

Swans? Real men karate chop seagulls.

 

[The Exile]

Florida Man tasered after walking naked around neighbourhood.


Florida man tasered after walking around naked

 

[Pants]

Florida Man Reportedly Dances On Police Car To Summon Help In Vampire Battle

 

[AlpineExile]

Florida man denies syringes found in rectum are his

 

[StiflerPG]

And now Google knows your birthdays. Well done.

As if Google didn't know already.

 

[Stormo]

Florida man, 71, accused of repeatedly exposing himself at eateries, placed on house arrest

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April 3rd

 

[Redandwhitedust]

Florida mans "murder" was really an elaborate balloon suicide.


"Florida man" the superhero we neither wanted or needed

As if Google didn't know already.

I used the mother in laws....

 

[Deleted member 4700]

April 3rd

7th I put in.

 

[Cockney Mackem]

I’m not linking to my actual birthday for the identity thieves and Russian bots on here but I liked this headline:

Florida Man Drinks Goat Blood in Ritual Sacrifice, Runs for Senate

 

[Lester1979]

Florida Man with Florida Face Tattoo Charged with Burglary

 

[AlpineExile]

Florida man who drove Ferrari into water said 'Jesus told him to'

<< When the officer asked Mucciaccio why he drove into the inlet, he stated, "Jesus told me to drive through a small gate and into a 6-foot window." He also said, "Jesus made me the smartest man on earth and it's so hard to have this much responsibility," and, "Money is going to be irrelevant in two days, remember to smile." >>

 

[wigwams]

Florida Man Attacked By Neighborhood Squirrel Who Has Residents On High Alert

 

[The Lonious Monk]

Florida man said sex addiction caused him to attack two women

And now Google knows your birthdays. Well done.

I better get a f***ing birthday present from the fuckers on that day, then.

 

[CBC]

Florida Man Aims Semi-Automatic Rifle at Snake , Shoots Urinating Friend.

Seems he still shot a snake.

 

[AlpineExile]

Getting beaten up by the Easter Bunny in Orlando:

WESH 2 News on Twitter